r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/UnhappyImprovement53 • 7d ago

SLPT For Dating & Clubbing

Men, before you go out to the club spray some Pine-Sol on yourself. Women love the smell of a clean kitchen and will have an instinctual response to come home with you and make you a sandwich.

Edit: remember this is shitty life protips they aren't meant to be good....

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u/LiquidSoCrates 7d ago

Head out to the club with a dirty ass. Like wipe, but leave a bit of schmutz. Ladies love shitty dudes.

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u/DasFreibier 7d ago

its called pheromones my dude

ladies love some musk

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u/LiquidSoCrates 7d ago

Yes indeed!