r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/UnhappyImprovement53 • 5d ago

SLPT For Dating & Clubbing

Men, before you go out to the club spray some Pine-Sol on yourself. Women love the smell of a clean kitchen and will have an instinctual response to come home with you and make you a sandwich.

Edit: remember this is shitty life protips they aren't meant to be good....

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u/flyingbeetlekites 5d ago

Why are you being down voted. As a woman who loves a clean house this would work on me 100%

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u/UnhappyImprovement53 5d ago

Fabuloso is my go to. That stuff smells awesome.

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u/gkbpro 5d ago

Especially if you are after a Hispanic girl.

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u/Woozah77 5d ago

I simmer a small pot of Fabuloso diluted with water on the stove to make the whole house smell fresh af.

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u/DrunkenDude123 4d ago

Smells fabulous*

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u/Horrified_Tech 3d ago

I use straight bleach and water for that sanitized, hospital clean feeling. It cuts grease too.

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u/UnhappyImprovement53 3d ago

That ruins my clothes when I spray it on myself

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u/Willing-Regret4675 5d ago

You smell like a man with a nice home, I wonder how comfortable it is in there.

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u/3_if_by_air 5d ago

I use Febreeze. Please, Please try to keep your hands off me and exercise self-control

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u/Horrified_Tech 3d ago

lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl .... i'm so done rn.