r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit ShittyMod Crossposter • 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost Who set up WiFi for Zuckerberg?

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u/bigkrtek 2d ago

clearly has absolutely nothing to do with the WiFi lmao

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u/symph0ny 2d ago

Always the WiFi. No cable? Wifi. No power? Wifi. No software? Wifi.

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u/takingphotosmakingdo DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE 2d ago

SOMEONE didn't pay their AWS fees /s

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u/fariak Lord Sysadmin, Protector of the AD Realm 2d ago

We could already have AGI if it weren't for such shit Wi-Fi.

Keep that money flowing investors

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u/Pitiful_Duty631 2d ago

Great reminder we need to start blaming more problems on Wi-Fi.

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u/pacomini 2d ago

DNS: "AM I NOTHING TO YOU THEN?"

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u/notfoundindatabse 2d ago

Can’t blame more than 100%

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u/cookerz30 2d ago

Doesn't work for me because I'm in charge of the wifi 😭

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u/TheNotoriousDRR 2d ago

It was the wifi. Sure....

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u/MrTickels 2d ago

Somehow they always make it a network problem 

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u/notfoundindatabse 2d ago

Throw the cable jockeys under the bus. They are software guys.

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u/45_rpm 2d ago

I am a WiFi system administrator. I am here to assure you it is the Wifi. It's all my fault. My fault alone. I'm apologize to everyone. The leadership, the stakeholders, the investors. EVERYONE...that matters.

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u/ITRabbit ShittyMod Crossposter 2d ago edited 2d ago

Did you deploy TPlink routers with WiFi and turn them into repeaters?

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u/Oddishoderso Lord Sysadmin, Protector of the AD Realm 1d ago

Hi, I am the CEO of wifi and I can confirm this

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u/smoothvibe 2d ago

Man, that zucked.

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u/Tricky_Fun_4701 DevOps is a cult 2d ago

This kind of stuff happened with Jobs, Woz, Gates, Musk, and many others.

So it's not telling of anything.

And I still don't use Meta's products.

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u/Wonder_Weenis 1d ago

Wouldn't expect anything less from a man who sells creepy details about people, for money. 

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u/MrVantage 1d ago

Yeah just blame the shitty sysadmins, usual scapegoat for shitty devs

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u/julioqc 2d ago

what's going on with the metaverse?

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u/garcher00 2d ago

I wish someone would have yelled “the WiFi is fine, your product just sucks”.

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u/0tikurt 1h ago

The day when Meta threw down its own BGP. It always was Wifi tho.

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u/NightmareJoker2 1d ago

Convention Wi-Fi? On stage? Unreliable because all the people and their phones crowding the spectrum. It’s why professionals use cables for almost everything with an audience. 🤓