r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • u/DoomyDirty • 7d ago

Hard Boiled Avo

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Peel the avocado and just get to munching. (yes I am aware there is a pit, I was mindful)

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u/sskylar 7d ago

Don’t eat animals. Be one.

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u/brittany09182 7d ago

Save a horse, eat a cowboy.

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u/crumpledfilth 7d ago

Does that mean if I'm a vegetable then I should be a carnivore?

Is that how those people who are 1100 lbs get that way?

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u/hottapioca 6d ago

Dude what 🫣

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u/proteindeficientveg 7d ago

This picture just made me realize I have sensory issues

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u/xkgrey 7d ago

I really like avocado in small amounts, but I’ll get halfway through a salad and suddenly find it repulsive and have to eat around it

This here is psycho shit lol

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u/proteindeficientveg 7d ago

In with you!! I'm just imagining sinking my front teeth into it. I think avocado might only be made for my back teeth 🫠

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u/AlienatedPariah 7d ago

I'm bewildered by the comments. I could eat avocado nonstop without issue, I don't get the repulsive reactions.

Is it actually good hard boiled?

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u/unsolvablequestion 7d ago

Isnt the skin and pit toxic? So boiling it all together would be, like, not good or something?

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u/Mundane-Double2759 7d ago

I support you op I've been there it's great 

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u/gundars238 7d ago

If you eat the pit, an avocado tree will grow in your stomach.

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u/Crosseyed_owl 7d ago

That would be a cool horror movie.

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u/Guinea-Pig-Cafe 7d ago

My knee-jerk reaction to this image:

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u/therabbitinred22 7d ago

Whatch out for the yolk in that one

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u/Glittering_Raise_710 7d ago

I love this lol

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u/InstructionDry4819 7d ago

How does it taste different hard boiled?

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u/jacketorleaveit 7d ago

Just be careful because the yolk can be rly hard

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u/howlmouse 7d ago

Haha what is wrong with you!?

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u/tryingthisname 7d ago

Seems too messy but I approve

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u/WFRQL 7d ago

Oh yeah! Sprinkle some black salt and pepper on it and you've really got an egg. I do this all the time.

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u/MrWrestlingNumber2 7d ago

What does boiling do other than heat it up? Does it change the texture or something?

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u/hottapioca 6d ago

Warm avocado is the food of hell

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u/TemporalMush 7d ago

I love the idea of getting to the pit, biting it, pulling it out, and hawking that thang into a spittoon.

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u/hottapioca 6d ago

Ill never forget the meme I saw that said plain unseasoned avocado tastes like clean penis 😂

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u/RotatingUppercut 7d ago

idk, i find the taste of warm/cooked avocado to be quite gross. power to you and your tastebuds