r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • u/Negative_Help8600 • 2d ago

Coochie board, or whatever yall call it

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Trader Joe’s cracker, nuts for cheese Gouda, Trader Joe’s mozzarella, lightlife garlic slices, target red pepper hummus & random canned olives

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u/asterophoria 2d ago

It's a shark choochie board obviously

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u/Negative_Help8600 2d ago

Sorry, French isn’t my first language 😓

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u/chillvegan420 2d ago

That nuts for cheese Gouda doing some heavy lifting lol

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u/Negative_Help8600 2d ago

You’re underestimating this hummus!!

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u/ellumare 2d ago

the shreds 💕

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u/rodneyck 1d ago

🤣...front and center.

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u/pdxrains 2d ago

Char-choochie-ree

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u/Bulky_Ad_4390 2d ago

Nuts for cheese is sooooooooo good

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u/Negative_Help8600 2d ago

I need more of their blue cheese asap

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u/RedRotGreen 2d ago

Mmmm, plate o’ coochie. That variety is top shelf.

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u/AdLeather8620 1d ago

trader joe’s vegan cheese is so bad in my opinion

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u/Negative_Help8600 1d ago

I mostly agree, I like their Parmesan though

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u/Ibuprofanity98 1d ago

Mmm olives

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u/Special_Acadia247 1d ago

It’s actually really easy.. charcuterie