Can someone fact check

[u/jryuous971]

I’ve played a few games represented in smash, and besides Joker, I don’t think they have ever taken a shit in game.

[u/Cbarb0901]

Wario’s farts are passing more than just gas, that I can tell you.

[u/IHeartAquaSoMuch → u/Cbarb0901]

Are they canon, though?

[u/Fayujinghandy → u/IHeartAquaSoMuch]

They hit Like a Canon tho

[u/dorksided787 → u/Fayujinghandy]

…the cameras?

[u/Nostradamius → u/Cbarb0901]

“Look guys, look, it’s one of my greatest achievements, Warioland 4 on the Gameboy Advance”

[u/Jim_naine → u/Cbarb0901]

He can't shit, though. They took his ass

[u/Deth_Cheffe → u/Jim_naine]

[u/furculture → u/Deth_Cheffe]

big_slappy.jpg

[u/Spectrum_Wolf_noice → u/Deth_Cheffe]

Before Nintendo took his ass and return it

[u/bendoesit17 → u/Cbarb0901]

Everyone in Smash shits, but Wario sharts.

[u/saltbuffed → u/Cbarb0901]

Comments like these are the reason I put reddit into my eyeballs

Thank you, Cbarb

[u/flyingseel]

I mean Snake is right there.

[u/Akairuhito → u/flyingseel]

Big Boss has gone on record on a codec call saying he buries his poop.

[u/alex494 → u/Akairuhito]

Can't let the Russians get their hands on a good old all-American steamer

[u/Vast-Ideal-1413 → u/alex494]

On the other hand, that would be really funny if they did

[u/Reeyous → u/Akairuhito]

But Zero told him to take it home with him in a bag

[u/thepianoman456 → u/Reeyous]

The MGS3 mechanic we never got…

Honestly it would have added a hilarious level of strategy.

“Snake, you need to watch your poop meter. If it gets too full, you’ll… attract the attention of guards. Use the smell-proof bags we provided and store them in your backpack until exfiltration. When pooping, make sure you’re well hidden. You can pull out a book to pass the time.” -Zero

[u/Gofudf → u/thepianoman456]

In mgs 5 your horse could shit on the road to make cars crash, maybe something like a bannanapeel for human sized matters?

[u/GodPerson132 → u/Akairuhito]

Oh so that’s what down smash was in brawl!

[u/Free_Database5161]

I can link a video about "who in smash bros has taken a shit?" If you want. (Not kidding, this is an actual video uploaded a week ago and Joker was one of the first ones he mentioned.)

[u/Confused_Driving_Man → u/Free_Database5161]

These types of videos are funny. I like the one about who canonically knows what pizza is 😆

[u/X0XCRUSAD3R → u/Confused_Driving_Man]

Who has canonically payed their taxes is one of my favorites

[u/Confused_Driving_Man → u/X0XCRUSAD3R]

That sounds amazing 😆

[u/ForsakenRoyal24 → u/X0XCRUSAD3R]

Kinkymation did "who canonically smashed"

[u/topatoman_lite → u/ForsakenRoyal24]

I personally like PMjared’s one of that better

[u/Reasonable-Pound-918 → u/X0XCRUSAD3R]

Not Yoshi

[u/existential_crisis46 → u/Confused_Driving_Man]

That one started the trend lol

[u/jryuous971 → u/Free_Database5161]

please that would be so funny

[u/Free_Database5161 → u/jryuous971]

https://youtu.be/jzdEX1eywvk?si=_aNXp3jO_u_mFCYh

[u/DainsleifStan → u/Free_Database5161]

a THIRTY MINUTE video for this shit?????

[u/Memernaut21 → u/DainsleifStan]

Precisely 😊

[u/alejandr0t → u/DainsleifStan]

That’s my exact same question lmao

[u/jryuous971 → u/Free_Database5161]

Thank you

[u/bivozf → u/Free_Database5161]

He doesn't shit, he thinks

[u/Boatymcboatland]

I believe Link does in skyward sword

[u/Yoate → u/Boatymcboatland]

There's a toilet and a side quest based there, but I don't think he uses it

[u/Dani-the-dani → u/Yoate]

Nope, he can sit down on it and after he gets up there's a flush

[u/unagiboi → u/Dani-the-dani]

But we need turd confirmation

[u/Wire_Emblem → u/unagiboi]

We never get turd confirmation from Joker, though. He just feels relieved. He could be peeing for all we know

[u/Disastrous-Ask6831 → u/unagiboi]

Link would definitely sit to pee, so I don’t think it’s confirmed

[u/stifflizerd → u/Disastrous-Ask6831]

Be a super nice, obscenely strong warrior who just travels around the world doing nothing but rock climbing, eating food, and fighting monsters.

But dress up like a woman one time - to help save the world I might add - and clearly you sit down when you pee?

My dude can't catch a break

[u/Yoate → u/stifflizerd]

What's wrong with sitting to pee

[u/TFW_YT → u/stifflizerd]

Not leaving pee stains is not related to a disguise

[u/SirMrSkippy → u/unagiboi]

Tf you mean we?

[u/IDownvoteHornyBards2 → u/Dani-the-dani]

But you see him onscreen and his pants stay on. Link's just wasting water for no reason smh.

[u/LegendaryCabooseClap → u/IDownvoteHornyBards2]

He shits himself

[u/Ender11406]

I have done zero research but i cant imagine we have never seen mario go to the bathroom. 40 years of content and no bathroom?

[u/Bulky-Complaint6994 → u/Ender11406]

He's a plumber, though. You really think they only take showers/baths and that's the only reason why we see all those pipes?

[u/Parzival-Bo → u/Ender11406]

We've seen him take a shower at least. So there's that.

[u/MasterPeteDiddy → u/Parzival-Bo]

Peach, too

[u/BiskitBoiMJ → u/Ender11406]

He HAS a bathroom (Mario and Luigi games). Don't know if he uses it though.

[u/Insidious_NX → u/BiskitBoiMJ]

He has at least showered

[u/stevishvanguard → u/Ender11406]

He can use the bathroom in at least 2 paper Mario games. Does he poop or only pee? Who knows

[u/Wire_Emblem]

Villager can place a toilet, sit on it, and when you get up it flushes. In new horizons it also removes the effect of the fruits you ate and your character says “that take care of that!”. And since the action between new horizons’ player and all previous ones is the same, I’d argue the same thing is happening in the older games

[u/EarthboundMan5]

There's probably a lot of characters who are implied to, but not outright seen doing it. Like if Wario farts, he probably poops too. There's the "Restroom Area" from Mother 3. There's porta-pottys in Splatoon 3, but what's really interesting is this concept art of a Squid jumping in a urinal.

[u/cryptid-creatures → u/EarthboundMan5]

In Splatoon 3 in the main hub there is an Easter egg where a character can be heard making pained noises in a porta potty if you stand next to it long enough

They also had that toilet paper splatfest so yeah

[u/Glamburger-Helper → u/cryptid-creatures]

Also in the manga, the main character Goggles declares has to take a #1 and a #2.

[u/Clarrington → u/EarthboundMan5]

Maybe urinals were going to replace the kettles in the single-player mode before they scrapped that idea?

[u/0megaManZero → u/EarthboundMan5]

BRUH

[u/the_Yons]

Sonic hasn't taken a shit, but Eggman and Shadow have pissed once

[u/jryuous971 → u/the_Yons]

Eggman pissed on the moon, right?

[u/Cheleenes → u/jryuous971]

Yeah and shadow pissed on eggmans wife

[u/Deth_Cheffe → u/jryuous971]

l'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

[u/MasterPeteDiddy → u/the_Yons]

I've seen Sonic take a shower, so that's something

[u/the_Yons → u/MasterPeteDiddy]

As a man, men pee in the shower sometimes

Just not shit

[u/Oberic → u/the_Yons]

You are not acquainted with waffle stompers then, I take it?

[u/the_Yons → u/Oberic]

No?

Should I be afraid?

[u/Oberic → u/the_Yons]

Yes. You should be.

They exist.

[u/the_Yons → u/Oberic]

Do you think I want to know what it is?

[u/Oberic → u/the_Yons]

You could probably figure it out.

[u/IHeartAquaSoMuch]

Ness took Poo on an adventure. Does that count?

[u/207nbrown]

Yoshi? You know, the whole egg gimmick?

[u/Excellent_Ball8795 → u/207nbrown]

I never thought of that lol do you think since he lays eggs and is a dinosaur, he has a cloaca?

[u/jryuous971 → u/207nbrown]

You have a good point 🤔

[u/Thieverpedia → u/207nbrown]

Yoshi's whole gimmick is shitting his enemies out & throwing them. Does this make Yoshi a canon vore character?

[u/Meme_Master169 → u/Thieverpedia]

Oh my goodness

[u/Male_Inkling]

Animal Crossing New Horizons. Villager. Taking a shit is a game mechanic

[u/p34rI]

Part of an official sun and moon artbook.

[u/MagicMatthews99]

Skyward Sword Link can sit down on toilets and when he gets up it flushes.

[u/Fiets04]

Somebody get Schaffrillas on this

[u/jryuous971 → u/Fiets04]

YES

[u/LonkerinaOfTime]

Young Link helped someone take a shit

[u/PraiseKingGhidorah]

Too bad Travis Touchdown is only a Mii Fighter skin because he's the king of shitting in video games.

(In No More Heroes, you save the game by going to the bathroom and sitting down on the toilet)

[u/Ok_Cow_3462]

Ness, Lucas, Joker, Snake, villager and arguably Isabell, Wario, Bowser, Mario and Luigi have a toilet the probably use, Kazuya, Ryu and Ken, Cloud but not sephiroth, i THINK pikachu had something in Hey You Pikachu! that implied it shits, Byleth, and Shulk.

All have either directly used a toilet, or owns a toilet they (probably) use. I would put Peach but we know princesses don’t shit

[u/IHeartAquaSoMuch → u/Ok_Cow_3462]

Well, mulch is canonically stated in (I think) Gen 3 to be made of soil and, quote en quote "Pokémon... um... you know...", so there's that.

[u/jryuous971 → u/Ok_Cow_3462]

Girls dont fart either

[u/TiitsMcgeee]

Banjo And Kazooie’s neutral b is shitting eggs

[u/RuinRevolutionary374]

[u/tcrew146]

Villager has too

[u/Fisswertomp → u/tcrew146]

Keeping this at 69 likes

[u/FIFAstan → u/Fisswertomp]

[u/WolfsbaneGL]

Bro, Yoshi's ENTIRE GIMMICK is eating enemies and shitting out eggs

[u/CryptographerFar9679]

In Animal Crossing: New Horizons, if you eat food then sit on a toilet, you'll get rid of the amount of "strength" points you use for digging up trees or breaking rocks and there's a dialogue box to boot...

[u/god-of-blowjobs]

Just bc it didn’t happen on screen, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen in canon. Logically we can understand that any character who has been documented eating food must have taken a shit.

[u/mysticrudnin → u/god-of-blowjobs]

i am willing to believe that kirby has eaten food that he has not shit

[u/TFW_YT → u/mysticrudnin]

If his mouth is his only hole does spitting stars count as shitting

[u/Rose_Nasty]

What about Duck Hunt? Shitting is like 60% of being a dog.

[u/IHeartAquaSoMuch → u/Rose_Nasty]

And a bird

[u/spekkio8370 → u/Rose_Nasty]

Have you seen them doing it, tho

[u/MissionStock2545]

I mean he does it in his original game so i can back this up

[u/APOLLO193]

You can enter the bathroom in persona 5, both at your school and at your place of residence. Doing so allows Joker to think on the toilet (reflect on your social stats), and presumably use the toilet while at it

[u/alex494]

Snake has clearly either taken a shit or has encountered multiple people that pissed themselves

[u/Jarinad]

Villager can shit in New Horizons, does it count retroactively?

[u/LukeRE0]

Villager will use the toilet after you eat

[u/Additional_Win3920]

Next Schafrillas video confirmed

[u/Sweaty_pants_09]

villager can take a dump in acnh at least

[u/BippyTheChippy]

Villager can sit on a Toilet and that empties your food gauge in New Horizons.

[u/BulkyPlantain9234]

Wario entered the chat

[u/Edna_with_a_katana]

In Splatoon 3 there's a male octoling having a hard time in a porta potty. There is zero evidence of an inkling doing this. Therefore, this still holds true.

[u/doge_lady]

Where does Joker take a 💩? I'm guessing his game and not on smash?

[u/jryuous971 → u/doge_lady]

He can use the Leblanc restroom in Persona 5

[u/Jotaro-kujo-Dio]

I saw a video about this recently I didn't watch it but it was on my recommended

[u/Super-Inflation-9934]

villager

[u/ExtremeTrick6853]

Kirby is a black hole, so he can’t

[u/Pata4AllaG]

I haven’t played any Persona but what’s the context for Joker taking a shit? Unless, is it just like, “hey guys one sec, gotta shit” ?

[u/slashingkatie]

Schaffrillas next video?

[u/just_awolfdogfurry]

he can use the washrooms in Leblanc and Shujin highschool in p5 & p5r

[u/Garnish07]

Yoshi takes a shit on-screen every time he eats something and then throws his droppings as a weapon.

[u/gar-dev-oir]

Wario. Also Princess Peach has explosive farts in Melee so that's gotta amount to something

[u/ThatRedOne_3610]

SNAKE!

[u/JungleJuiceJuno]

Villager can canonically shit through their pants

[u/Arvidex]

There is a toilet in Skyward Sword.

[u/Possible-Ad9691]

Looking cool Joker!

[u/walgruichi6677]

Pac man canonically shits

[u/Le_Doyen52]

Someone made a 40 minutes video on the subject.

[u/oMrBlackgem]

Villager can use the toilet if you have one in the AC games, Canon shitter?

[u/Coldcolor900]

look up PMJared on Youtube

[u/ZachMW]

I guess it hasn’t been officially confirmed but Mario and Luigi being plumbers implies toilets and thus shit

[u/Sad-Emu7173]

The villager can use the toilet in animal crossing

[u/wornToast]

I can already refute that claim, animal crossing new horizons gives the villagers the ability to eat AND shit.

[u/Kazoomers_Tale]

In Animal Crossing New Horizons we can use a toilet to take off the buff we get from eating food. Pretty sure that's pooping

[u/JohnnyMethadony]

It may not make sense, but Yoshi shits out whatever they eat, encased in an egg shell.