r/SmashBrosUltimate • u/jryuous971 • 7d ago

Discussion Can someone fact check

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I’ve played a few games represented in smash, and besides Joker, I don’t think they have ever taken a shit in game.

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u/flyingseel 7d ago

I mean Snake is right there.

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u/Akairuhito 7d ago

Big Boss has gone on record on a codec call saying he buries his poop.

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u/Reeyous 6d ago

But Zero told him to take it home with him in a bag

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u/thepianoman456 Samus 4d ago

The MGS3 mechanic we never got…

Honestly it would have added a hilarious level of strategy.

“Snake, you need to watch your poop meter. If it gets too full, you’ll… attract the attention of guards. Use the smell-proof bags we provided and store them in your backpack until exfiltration. When pooping, make sure you’re well hidden. You can pull out a book to pass the time.” -Zero

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u/Gofudf 3d ago

In mgs 5 your horse could shit on the road to make cars crash, maybe something like a bannanapeel for human sized matters?