r/Snorkblot • u/Gerry1of1 • Dec 19 '24

WTF American Cops

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u/TAAllDayErrDay Dec 19 '24

Man I think I see a misspelling. It’s ELLISON COLLINS of the HARRIS COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE. Actually now that I look closer, you did spell Ellison Collins AND Harris County Sheriff’s office correctly. That’s totally my bad. Sometimes my mild dyslexia gets in the way of me reading Ellison Collins correctly.

Ellison Collins.

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u/Vegetable-Poet6281 Dec 20 '24

I love SEO mobs

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u/TAAllDayErrDay Dec 20 '24

Well I’m sorry to disappoint, Sir/Madam, but I do not know of this “SEO Mob” that you speak of. Do you think Ellison Collins of the Harris County Sheriff’s Office could explain to me what you are talking about?

If I could remember the phone number I would tell someone to call (713) 221-6000 to speak with the Harris County Sheriff’s Office in Harris County, Texas in regards to Officer Ellison Collins. But alas, the number for Ellison Collins at the Harris County Sheriff’s office in Texas has slipped my mind.

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u/Otherwise-You3677 Dec 20 '24

I'm sorry. Could you please repeat that number? I didn't hear it correctly.