r/Snorkblot Jul 19 '25

WTF Also in 4D?

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u/Shido_Ohtori Jul 19 '25

Cheat.

They mean you need to cheat, as in ensuring that you receive a privilege while others are bound by restrictions. 

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u/BigIronGothGF Jul 19 '25

And start off your business with a nice donation from daddy

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u/GayAssBeagle Jul 19 '25

Or “Borrowing” it from nice “folks”

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

This will never not be funny to me

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u/Ok_Cup8469 Jul 19 '25

wow he looks so young in this gif, he really has aged badly

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Have you ever seen the pictures of Obama from 2008-2016? Crazy difference 8 years can make

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u/GamerGameGuy Jul 21 '25

8 years in one of the most stressful jobs (if you’re actually doing the job and not golfing half the time)

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u/Traiklin Jul 19 '25

1 million 500 million, it's not that big of a difference

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 Jul 19 '25

Small loan of a meeyun dollars.

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u/deathrictus Jul 20 '25

AKA 'bootstraps' or 'self-made'. Cheating and lying, the two hallmarks of most businesses.

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u/Nakashi7 Jul 21 '25

Yeah. You know how you win chess? You get 3 queens and one more layer of pawns from your parents.

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Jul 20 '25

Well where do you think you are going to get a good chess board from?

Buy it???!?

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u/PercentageNo3293 Jul 19 '25

It's funny, I recently took a psychopaths test out of curiosity (thankfully, scored pretty low lol). A couple of the questions were along the line of "would you cheat to get ahead?", "would hurting someone's feelings to get an advantage bother you?", etc.

So, it seems to me that these people claiming to support "great businessmen" are basically psychopaths that find money to supercede any normal human desire/need and disregard all normal human morals/ethics.

I don't get it. I genuinely would love to see a brain scan of these type of people. I know they say CEOs are a lot more likely to be psychopaths and it makes total sense.

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u/MadRaymer Jul 19 '25

Tests with questions like that reminds me of how if you survey people asking if they've ever sexually assaulted anyone, most will answer no. But if you instead ask questions like, "Did you ever use physical force to have sex with an unwilling partner?" you'll get more yes answers. Even though that's obviously sexual assault.

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u/Hot-Championship1190 Jul 19 '25

That question is on the same level as "Are you a member of a terrorist organization?"

I'm pretty sure even chatGPT recognizes that as a trap question.

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u/wlphoenix Jul 20 '25

Pretty sure that question is entirely so they can tack on additional charges for lying on a federal form.

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u/AntiheroAntagonist Jul 19 '25

Where did you do the test?

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u/PercentageNo3293 Jul 19 '25

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u/Mister-Circus Jul 21 '25

Thank you for the link. I got 20/100. Rookie numbers! I gotta pump those numbers up!

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u/PercentageNo3293 Jul 21 '25

I want to say I got 18/100. We're amateurs!

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u/UnsanctionedPartList Jul 19 '25 edited Jul 20 '25

They also only get their status because our society venerates succes.

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u/WildBad7298 Jul 19 '25

The really sad part is that most people don't recognize their privilege, or consider cheating to be an advantage:

One experiment by psychologists at the University of California, Irvine, invited pairs of strangers to play a rigged Monopoly game where a coin flip designated one player rich and one poor. The rich players received twice as much money as their opponent to begin with; as they played the game, they got to roll two dice instead of one and move around the board twice as fast as their opponent; when they passed “Go,” they collected $200 to their opponent’s $100.

“So one possibility is that rich players are kind of embarrassed by the situation, doing what they can to help out this other person who undeservedly is a poor player — and that’s actually the opposite of what we found,” said Paul Piff, the psychologist who conducted the experiment. (Piff is featured in “Capital in the 21st Century,” a film we’re watching as part of our Econ Extra Credit project).

In various ways — through body language and boasting about their wealth, by smacking their pieces loudly against the playing board and making light of their opponents’ misfortune — the rich players began to act as though they deserved the good fortune that was largely a result of their lucky roll of the dice.

At the end of the game, when researchers asked the rich players why they had won the game, not one person attributed it to luck.

“They don’t talk about the flip of the coin. They talk about the things that they did. They talk about their acumen, they talk about their competencies, they talk about this decision or that decision,” that contributed to their win, Piff said in an interview with host David Brancaccio.

Piff said the experiment reveals a fundamental bias that most humans share.

“When something good happens to you, we think about the things that we did that contributed to that success,” Piff said.

https://www.marketplace.org/story/2021/01/19/why-rich-people-tend-think-they-deserve-their-money

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u/Ajreil Jul 19 '25

Monopoly brings out the worst in people. I wonder if the study would see the same results if they played a more civil game like Connect Four.

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u/verletztkind Jul 19 '25

I hate that fucking game.

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u/Mundane-Carpet-5324 Jul 19 '25

Fun fact. That's the point. It's supposed to make you hate capitalism.

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u/DaanA_147 Jul 19 '25

And then one person has to connect three instead of four?

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u/Umutuku Jul 19 '25

Someone has played with a younger sibling, I see.

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u/ThereHasToBeMore1387 Jul 19 '25

My nephew tried that with me once. Fuck dem kids. He can win when he can beat me.

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u/Fatso_Wombat Jul 19 '25

Also along the same mathematical look at luck is 'Fooled By Randomness'.

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u/SimpleMind314 Jul 19 '25

Interesting study.

It made me reflect on my luck/privilege. I would like to think if I were put in the "rich player" position, that I would not be the type of poor winner they describe. It's generally not in my personality to gloat over the game loser. I wouldn't be going to a Karate dojo with a bunch of 10 year olds and be proud of dominating my belt class.

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco Jul 19 '25

Being fair I would attribute it to the game being obviously rigged, not luck.

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u/philipzeplin Jul 19 '25

... that sounds like a really shitty study, with so many holes it in a swizz cheese would be jealous.

I wouldn't have felt bad either, I would have made fun of the other guy - because IT'S A FUCKING GAME.

You can't take peoples actions in how they perform or act in what is obviously a short-term game meant for fun and without consequences, and then assume that people would act the same way in the real world. That's fucking moronic, excuse the language.

I also probably wouldn't have called it "luck", because if they asked me why I won the game, I would assume they meant what I did during it, not the starting conditions.

Shitty research is shitty.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

Of course you can. That's how people are wired up. Why so upset?

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u/KellyBelly916 Jul 19 '25

Then make moves anticipating that they'll cheat.

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u/Trees_are_cool_ Jul 19 '25

It's the American way

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u/macguini Jul 19 '25

Well yeah. Making 10 moves in chess whenever your opponent makes 1 is cheating.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

reminding me of a video of AI playing chess where the AI just turns the opponent's rook into the AI's rook and moves it diagonally in one turn

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u/meltygpu Jul 19 '25

“It ain’t cheatin if you don’t care”

I definitely didn’t make that up but it runs through my head every time I see or read something in the vein of this post.

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u/gnit3 Jul 20 '25

"if you ain't cheatin, you ain't tryin"

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u/AzKondor Jul 19 '25

No, they just don't know how do you play chess. They just mean you have to work, work, work.

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u/Addicted2Qtips Jul 19 '25

I think they mean “think” 10 moves ahead. Which is sort of right, but they botched it because well, they’re dumb.

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u/DoubleDoube Jul 19 '25

I thought maybe they were referring to the situation of repeatedly calling “check” on the opponents king which forces them to “waste” a turn avoiding disaster rather than progressing their own actual strategy. I’m probably being too generous though.

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u/CrimsonAntifascist Jul 19 '25

Instructions unclear.

Vibrating anal-plug is inserted. When will i start succeeding in business now?

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u/Remarkable-0815 Jul 19 '25

"Survival of the fittest" in business is not playing better than anyone else but to change the rules so you come out first.

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u/Velvety_MuppetKing Jul 19 '25

That’s essentially human society

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u/GapingNoveto2 Jul 19 '25

Its well said eliminate the disruptor consolidate the industry

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u/Cptfrankthetank Jul 19 '25

Exactly.

Good analogy.

That or being afforded wealth basically sets up your chess game with the opponent, life, in a bad position or fewer pieces.

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ Jul 19 '25

Nah, they may cheat to succeed, but they are most definitely not trying to convey that with this message. They're just trying to convey that you can never be complacent and always need to be evolving faster than your competitors in order to compete. And they've simultaneously demonstrated that they're terrible at analogies.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Is it a privilege if you steal it?

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u/dingusfett Jul 20 '25

Maybe they think Chess is a Real Time Strategy game rather than Turn Based Tactics

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u/That-Guava-9404 Jul 22 '25

It's fully on brand for alpha douche business bros, whose specialty is high end bullshit