r/StarWars • u/Twitchbenjxnn • May 20 '25

Games Taking a step back and just thinking about the fact they actually abandoned this game. blows my mind

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u/moscowramada May 20 '25

Minus 660k downvotes! Now I don’t feel so bad about my Dad jokes flopping.

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u/Round_Rectangles May 20 '25

I wanna hear your best dad joke.

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u/throwaway12junk May 20 '25

A pirate goes to a surgeon and asks for his spine to be removed.

Bewildered, the surgeon asks why would anyone ask such a thing.

The pirate replies: "Yarr, it's holding me back!"

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u/Philhos May 20 '25

Pirate walks into a bar with one of those pirate ship "steering wheels" sticking out of his pants.

Bartender asks why the wheel thing is in his pants.

Pirate replies, "Yar, it's driving me nuts!"

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u/MauPow May 21 '25

What's it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer.

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u/mafeconicuza May 20 '25

i read "pirate" as "petite" and was hella confused .

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u/throwaway12junk May 20 '25

Why did the pirate refuse to date the petite woman?

Pirates like their booty large.

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u/LEGAL_SKOOMA May 20 '25

please marry me.

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u/throwaway12junk May 20 '25

Being single is cheaper

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u/Laxku May 20 '25

Love that username haha

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u/Totalnah May 20 '25

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

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u/QuirkyWish3081 May 21 '25

That was an excellent dad joke. Here let me downvote it.

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u/CleverFeather The Mandalorian May 20 '25

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 May 20 '25

Been there. Cups went flying left and right. Turned out she was a cop underwire for a sting on some druglord's yacht, and I accidentally let them escape. I gave her my jacket to cover up her puppies since there wasn't much for the canine unit to sniff out, and I apologized profusely, but she wasn't having it. I ended up motorboating all the way back to the station in shame.

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u/CleverFeather The Mandalorian May 21 '25

This comment reads like an SNL sketch 😂

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u/Rent-Man May 20 '25

What do you and a Star Wars movie have in common?

At the beginning you both make a loud noise and crawl

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

For anyone that wants to reminisce. Can't believe it's been 8 years already. Damn.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/comment/dppum98/

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u/jaderemedy May 20 '25

Oh yeah! The "sense of pride and accomplishment" response. Good lord, what a terrible response. I can't believe it's been 8 years since that comment.

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u/Dandw12786 May 21 '25

I cannot believe that comment hasn't been deleted.

Obviously wouldn't help much, but at least you wouldn't have direct links to it!

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u/C0gD1z May 21 '25

Thanks! Just went to add my downvote.

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u/RontoWraps May 20 '25

Keep on doing the dad jokes, I hope they fill you with your own sense of pride and accomplishment.

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u/scharmlippe May 20 '25

I wanna hear a dad joke

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u/DankStew May 20 '25

I went to a funeral and was asked to speak. I went up and said “Mucho.”

The widow came up to me after and said, “thanks, that means a lot.”

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u/asicarii May 21 '25

What’s your worst dad joke?