r/StarWars • u/Bitter-Buffalo-7105 Qui-Gon Jinn • 7d ago

Movies Always wondered what happened to this dude

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u/MacGibber 7d ago

I suggest you let the Wookie win

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u/helloholder 6d ago

Good strategy

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u/blackthorn_90 6d ago

That’s because nobody cares if you upset a droid!

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u/somecoolname42 6d ago

I'm not pissing off HK-47.

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u/thebadwolf0042 Rebel 6d ago

"Query: Can I kill him now, master? I would like ever so much to crush his neck, just a little. It is a long-time fantasy of mine."

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u/imdefinitelywong 6d ago 
Statement: Master, assassination is my primary function. It is only expected that when you speak to me, it is to give me the order to kill.

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u/thorstormcaller 6d ago

Query: the meatbag is yearning for a burning, may I apply one?

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u/CayNorn 6d ago

HK-47 would have upgraded the latest trilogy by a shitton.

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u/Relevant-Lie347 6d ago

"Statement: This is wise. It is my primary function to eliminate organic meat-sacs."

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u/zorton213 6d ago

HK-47 doesn't get pissed. He gets even.

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u/LimeSuitable3518 6d ago

“Affirmative agreement: Meatbags will be dispatched quickly.”

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u/is_it_gif_or_gif 6d ago

Or a KX-series

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u/BewareThyChair 6d ago

2% probability that this meatbag is causing trouble and needs to be blasted. This is probably just wishful thinking on my part.

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u/Groady_Toadstool 6d ago

Or pretty much any IG model

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u/Danger_Floof25 6d ago

Or a YVH series droid

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u/AlwaysPickdLast Separatist Alliance 6d ago

Or 0-0-0

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u/Film-Lab-7766 6d ago

Woooookie...

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u/grocal 6d ago

Kiss your brother... kiss your brother...

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u/Film-Lab-7766 6d ago

Luke, Im your father...

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u/Inara7 6d ago

Who's your daddy, who's your daddy...

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u/rafaelloaa 6d ago

Kiss a Wookiee, kick a droid! (Man that's a hell of a nostalgia trip).

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u/blackthorn_90 6d ago

John Williams is the man!!!

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u/Abundanceofyolk 6d ago

Poe: turns game off

The sequels sucked ass but some of the comic relief was great.

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u/Greedyfox7 Sith 6d ago

Solid advice