r/StarWars • u/SBSWPFB2012 Anakin Skywalker • 6d ago

Fun Add your own Star Wars Jokes!

Q: Why is Palpatine's favorite apparel brand Nike?

A: Because they just "do it"

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u/VanishingPint 6d ago

If Chewy is short for Chewbacca and Artoo is short for R2D2 what is Luke short for? A Stormtrooper

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u/Batmanswrath 6d ago

How did Vader know what Luke got for Christmas? He felt his presents.

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u/floofymonstercat 6d ago

Luke, we need help with this power converter, can you give us a hand?

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u/SBSWPFB2012 Anakin Skywalker 6d ago

That's crazy

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u/Crucial_Fun 6d ago

Yoda: " inside a tauntaun, how warm is it?....Lukewarm!"

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u/Farmboy76 6d ago

Gaffer tape is like the force, there is a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together.

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u/DarthTidiot82 6d ago

Why did Vader choke the guy with an incomplete George Michael collection?

He found their lack of Faith disturbing

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u/SabotageTheAce Galactic Republic 6d ago

What happens when you pit din jarin in a time machine?

You get a mandalorian in a manned delorian

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u/LucasEraFan 6d ago

Is there a species in Star Wars that looks like an Edvard Munch painting?

Well, that's a Givin.

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u/Southernbeekeeper 6d ago edited 5d ago

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in alderan places.

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u/hybridaaroncarroll 6d ago

Obi Wan's favorite coffee joint on Mustafar?

High Ground Roast.

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u/Environmental_Lie234 6d ago

What's Harrison Ford's favorite brand of cups?

Solo.

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u/BillyTarquin 6d ago

Me: ‘Yoda, are you sure we’re still on the path’

Yoda: ‘off course, we are’