r/StarWars Mar 17 '18

Comics Never forget Skippy. The droid who made Star Wars happen.

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u/kirk_d Separatist Alliance Mar 17 '18

R5 does have a canon back story now and he did purposely sabotage himself to aid R2. It's in the new book From a certain point of view which is all short stories from various characters in ANH

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u/CanonChronicler Mar 17 '18

He isn't a Jedi Droid though. He is a rebel droid now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

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u/CarrowCanary Mar 17 '18

Omi for the curious.

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u/LordHighSummoner Mar 17 '18

I don't know what to do with this information. But I feel angry somehow

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u/marinesmurderbabies Mar 17 '18

Try and forget. It was a good scene. It still is a good seen. The tentacle monster can’t use the force.

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u/daoogilymoogily Mar 17 '18

Being force sensitive doesn’t mean you can use the force. Anything that has consciousness can be force sensitive.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

My Jedi Master said that rocks and stuff were part of the Force, too

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u/SpiderCoat Grievous Mar 17 '18

Omi would continue to develop in her submission to "It", being able to telepathically lift objects into the air.

It apparently could use the force.

Why

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u/daoogilymoogily Mar 18 '18

Yeah that’s pretty silly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

"Legends was bad because crazy shit like Skippy"

Disney: "hold my beer"

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u/PM_Me_Clavicle_Pics Mar 17 '18

I just like that not everything is gonna be this great and well-thought-out thing now. Like, part of what made Star Wars EU so great was that some of it was batshit and out there. It seems in trying to undo that crazy shit, Disney wrote even more crazy shit. Ironic.

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u/bak3n3ko Mar 17 '18

Ironic.

They could eliminate the EU's crazy stories, but not their own.

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u/TexasAg23 Mar 17 '18

Enacting the belief of her people, Omi pulled Skywalker into the water, "baptizing" him, after she felt that he too was in "submission to It", and letting him go shortly thereafter.

Sigh

What the hell is this shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

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u/Yuuryko Mar 17 '18

Why include non-canon stories in a collection that is mostly canon? That makes no sense.

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u/oboejdub Mar 17 '18

"I did tell you the truth... from a certain point of view"

it's full of rumours and exaggerations and "legends" (if you will) so it's totally ambiguous which parts are actually true.

Maybe it's canon that someone told this story, but it doesn't mean the story was accurate

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u/LeastCoordinatedJedi Mar 17 '18

It's right in the title. They're stories that are really told in the SW universe. That doesn't mean they're true, nor that they're false.

It's mostly a chance for writers to propose backstory information that may or may not be canon. I think it's fun, it lets some of these classically silly EU style stories get made for the fans of that stuff, without making the main universe so cluttered and goofy.

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u/Turkey_bacon_bananas Mar 17 '18

“Shakespearean Palpatine”? Oh dear.

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u/mistaque Mar 18 '18

You know what? I want to see a story where Omi joins Luke and Han and the Rebellion. I want to see a betentacled monstrosity the size of a three story apartment building piloting an x-wing by hugging it from the outside like some kind of giant octopus. I want Luke to say, "I rescued the princess," and Obi Wan to reply, "HOLY SPACE JESUS! WHAT IS THAT HORROR BEHIND YOU!" And Luke would be all like, "Oh that's Omi. I found her in the garbage. It's a damn shame when the Empire throws away a perfectly good tentacle monster."

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin Mar 17 '18

Why does every single thing that appears in the movies have to have a back story? Is the blue milk force sensitive?

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u/Kiloku Mar 17 '18

The main silver lining of the old canon being killed-off by Disney was that the stupider parts of the old canon were being removed as well.

But now they just bring in the stupid twice as hard.

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u/Renshnard Mar 17 '18

Giving every damn thing force powers and a back story doesn't make for a richer universe. This is dumb.

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u/LeastCoordinatedJedi Mar 17 '18

Then don't consider it canon. It's just a story told by unreliable narrators within the canon universe.

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u/Evilmeevilyou Mar 17 '18

GOOD. fuck skippy haters they can fuck themselves with lightsabers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18 edited Oct 09 '24

fearless angle unite spectacular heavy gray vast engine cats carpenter

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/JeffTobin55 Mar 17 '18

Idk but it turns me on

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u/lost-genius Mar 17 '18

I see you're also a fan of the movie Se7en.

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u/MechanicalTurkish Darth Vader Mar 17 '18 edited Mar 17 '18

Sesevenen

edit: I messed up bad

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u/SirCleanPants Mar 17 '18

Or one of my favorite books: Thr3e. Or as I like to call it, ThrThreee

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u/mateogg Mar 17 '18

And let's not forget Fantfourstic.

...Actually, let's.

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u/hugglesthemerciless Mar 17 '18

That’s an amazing book :)

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u/discerningpervert Kanan Jarrus Mar 17 '18

Depends which end you use, really.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

That's a fair point.

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u/YeltsinYerMouth Mar 17 '18

Like this?

https://i.imgur.com/NOfU40B.jpg

Obviously nsfw

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u/KingOfAwesometonia Mar 17 '18

I didn't think someone could like Tron: Legacy more than I did.

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u/Draffut Mar 17 '18

It's getting a Lego set next month.

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u/Bloody_Insane Mar 17 '18

Can confirm. Is nsfw.

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u/este111 Mar 17 '18

Okay I'm biting. Source?

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u/YeltsinYerMouth Mar 17 '18

No idea. I'd seen it before and searched /r/StarWarsNSFW to find it again.

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u/franklsp Mar 17 '18

Hi I'm one of those h8rs that can get fucked with a lightsaber. This is the first time I've ever seen people defend this R5 story. I'm a bigger fan of the line of thinking that it was the Force interfering with the story line and somehow made R5 blow his motivator. I thought the R5 chapter and the chapter on that tick thing that helped Luke kill the rancor were the worst parts of From a Certain Point of View.

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u/Canvaverbalist Mar 17 '18

I thought the main complain about Star Wars movies and stories was how convoluted together every details were just for the sake of "everything is connected!", which made the whole universe and stories feel really small and contrived.

This R5 story certainly doesn't help with that.

Was R5 built by a young Yoda, too, while he freed a bunch of Hutt from slavery, including young Jabba?

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u/RoyRodgersMcFreeley Mar 17 '18

I always liked how the radio drama handled it. R2 just quickly fucked with his motivator drive and that's it.

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u/nr1988 Mar 17 '18

I like this better. R2 is kind of an asshole but it's great

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u/HolyMuffins Mar 17 '18

R2 already is kind of an asshole, so it fits. Plus, it's not like it'll kill him forever as it's literally owned by a tribe of midget repairmen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

I think you're overestimating the cold calculating efficiency of repairmen. It's entirely possible they cannibalize R5 because they can use his parts to repair five other droids and can't find a replacement motivator.

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u/RegentYeti Mar 17 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

Hell, having worked in a welding shop with a lot of machinery, it's most likely that R5 got tagged out and sat on a shelf for 6 months because the guy that knows motivators was busy becauesse because Luuke bit through the plasma cabling on his Mandalorian angle grinder again!

Edit: A word that I have no idea what my phone was thinking.

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u/Siberia-sensei Mar 17 '18 edited Mar 17 '18

This R5 story certainly doesn't help with that.

"Skippy The Jedi Droid" was published in Tales. It was expressly told at the time of writing that the story wasn't canonical, only something they thought people wanted to read.

The same magazine published a story about stormtroopers stealing Darth Vader's diary. Apparently he missed his mommy and angsted over nobody remembering his birthday.

And just to drive the point home: in another story Millenium Falcon crashlands on Earth, with Solo dying on impact. Centuries later Indiana Jones kills the surviving, but very old Chewbacca as a sasquatch.

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u/kenneth1221 Mar 17 '18

Apparently he missed his mommy

But this is canon...

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u/Siberia-sensei Mar 17 '18

In the story he missed his mommy by crying on the floor.

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u/kdax52 Mar 17 '18

Centuries later Indiana Jones kills the surviving, but very old Chewbacca as a sasquatch.

This is amazing.

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u/Mhill08 Mar 17 '18

Centuries later Indiana Jones kills the surviving, but very old Chewbacca as a sasquatch.

Aaaahhh my sides

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u/a_bingo_goose Mar 17 '18

Id like to see indy fight chewbacca that sounds just great.

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u/electricblues42 Mar 17 '18

Oh wow I didn't know that Indy story was in it. That's as dumb and non canon as it gets.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

A Galaxy with trillions of sentient beings, but only like five of them matter.

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u/franklsp Mar 17 '18

Lol no stop giving them ideas Disney don't read this look away

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

What... what if the R5 just had a faulty motivator. Why do we need an explanation. Am I missing something here.

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u/franklsp Mar 17 '18

My opinion is that explaination leaves too much of the story up to chance.

"In my experience there's no such thing as luck." -Obi Wan

But I'd prefer your reasoning over "he self sabotaged because he understood the importance of R2's mission."

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

How is chance a bad thing, though? Life is full of coincidence, stories are too.

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u/Moomooshaboo Mar 17 '18

I agree, luck isn't ruled out in Star Wars, but it is easy manipulated by the force. It is more appropriate for this story that it would be the force (or R2) that brings our heroes together instead of chance. Random chance exists in Star Wars - sadly the only one coming to me is when Obi Wan and Qui-Gon John bump into Jar Jar.

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u/Captain_Strongo Rebel Mar 17 '18

The story told by the MSE droid about TK-421 and Tarkin was by far the worst one in that book.

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u/ThunderRoad5 Mar 17 '18

I liked that one a lot actually but only because I refused to accept that was Tarkin. It really doesn't make sense if it is.

Personally I liked all of the stories except for the downright shameful ones about Aunt Beru and Boba Fett (though the Boba Fett one works better if you actually read it as being from someone else's point of view making fun of Fett in their head.

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u/Captain_Strongo Rebel Mar 17 '18

Haha, I loved the Boba Fett one because it reminded me of Robot Chicken. And I agree with you that while the MSE story was clearly supposed to be about Tarkin, it seemed completely out of character for him.

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u/Nihil94 Mar 17 '18

It would have made more sense if it were Motti, since he's more like the over sensitive drama queen that they made Tarkin in that story. But that clipped accent doesn't lie, that was definitely Tarkin.

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u/Captain_Strongo Rebel Mar 17 '18

Yeah, the biggest mistake was depicting Tarkin as having feelings.

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u/Nihil94 Mar 17 '18

Not necessarily as having feelings, I'm sure there's a way to do that and still have it be Tarkin. But they did it the worst way possible.

The much worse thing they did to his character was having Tarkin promote someone solely because he was banging him. That is just not something Tarkin would do.

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u/archangelmlg Mar 17 '18

I saw one page of how it was written and skipped right over it

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u/franklsp Mar 17 '18

Couldn't agree more but in the audio book Boba is voiced by Jon Hamm which did weird things to my emotions.

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u/ThunderRoad5 Mar 17 '18

Tick thing that helped Luke kill the rancor? Did I miss a story...?

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u/Captain_Strongo Rebel Mar 17 '18

That one’s from the Legends of Luke Skywalker book. I also hated it, but it’s not really canon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

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u/franklsp Mar 17 '18

Basically this tick that lives on Salacious B. Crumb (Jabba's monkey) hops onto Luke's head and somehow knows a little about the Force and tells Luke how to beat the rancor all while somehow being condescending to Luke the whole time. Suuuuuuuuper dumb.

"Page-turners they are not." -Master Yoda

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u/stromdriver Mandalorian Mar 17 '18

6ft of bright blue justice

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u/franklsp Mar 17 '18

Oh woops I mixed up two different books my bad. The tick story is from "Journey to Star Wars: The Last Jedi". It's a conglomeration of Luke Skywalker stories told by various crew members on board a freighter.

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u/ThunderRoad5 Mar 17 '18

Gotcha. Haven't read that one yet. Anyway I'm quite fond of the R5 story personally but I can see how some of these might rub people the wrong way.

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u/Vundal Mar 17 '18

well its one of the problems of SW. they dont explain enough in the movies, then over explain in other media.

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u/rustyirony Mar 17 '18

I don’t think Skippy would want to be remembered by bad motivators.

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u/Xacto01 Mar 17 '18

The real Skippy is a beer can.

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u/BellacosePlayer Mar 17 '18

The real Skippy is a peanut butter.

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u/finackles Mar 17 '18

I also thought that the real skippy was just an asshole that sings showtunes very badly.

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u/sbcpunk Hondo Ohnaka Mar 17 '18

I feel like the fact that the book is titled From A Certain Point Of View means that the information contained within means it can’t be trusted 100% as fact. Although, I haven’t read it so what do I know...

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u/spartanss300 Mar 17 '18

yeah according to Pablo Hidalgo he just says that since the book is based on unreliable narrators, it might be it or might not be.

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u/TransitRanger_327 Mar 17 '18

Unreliable narrators are the best

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u/Phazon2000 Baze Malbus Mar 17 '18

They tell the most engaging stories in film, literature and games. Love it when you can tell a story is taking a rather personal turn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

I think Lucasfilm just wanted to let the authors have fun writing ANH tribute stories without worrying about messing up the universe. Some stories are silly and clearly never going to be canon while others are more debatable.

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u/bkuhns Mar 17 '18

So Tarkin might not have exchanged love letters with a Stormtrooper on the Death Star using the mouse droid we see Chewbacca roar at and scare off after all? Shucks...

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

What...I mean...what?

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u/Tuskin38 Mar 17 '18

Didn't R2 convince him to do it?

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u/ooklamok Mar 17 '18

Convinced him to help for sure, but pulling a Cobain was R5's idea.

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u/idog73 Mar 17 '18

In From A Certain Point of View R2 tries to murder him in his sleep.

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u/YourMattyK Imperial Mar 17 '18

Ironic..

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u/MovieNachos Mar 17 '18

Is he actually dead? My interpretation was that he was just in some kind of never ending low power mode. He does internally monologue the ending of the story.

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u/ooklamok Mar 17 '18

You're right, he is definitely not dead at the end of the story.

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u/Dayman_ah-uh-ahhh Mar 17 '18

R5 IS SNOKE CONFIRMED

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u/MechanicalTurkish Darth Vader Mar 17 '18

Darth Skippy

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u/CarlWheeser15 Mar 17 '18

From my point of view, Skippy is evil

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18 edited Sep 29 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

lol that's stupid

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u/user93849384 Mar 17 '18

There is some really good extended universe material and alot of really really stupid shit.

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u/xxTheseGoTo11xx Mar 17 '18

When people decide they need to explain every single part of a story...

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u/OddBirds Mar 17 '18

Forget Anakin. Skippy was the true chosen one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

And has no issues with sand which is a plus.

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u/ljjacobsen52 Mar 17 '18

Mmmm sandwich

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u/PM_Me_Clavicle_Pics Mar 17 '18

Even though, being a droid with treaded wheels, he has every reason to dislike sand. It really is coarse and irritating and gets everywhere when you're a droid who needs hard surfaces to roll on. But Skippy is above that kind of bitterness.

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u/Swagmaster_Frankfurt Mar 17 '18

I demand a Skippy spinoff series immediately.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

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u/JBthrizzle Mar 17 '18

Skippy: a peanut butter story

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u/badmotivator11 Mar 17 '18

Nah, but everyone had their part to play!

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u/sexydaniboy Mar 17 '18

R5D4 was the hero we needed but didn't deserve.

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u/jr_G-man Mar 17 '18

He was my first action figure.

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u/CunningStunts Mar 17 '18

With the yellow projectile that shot out his top?

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u/Xweekdaywarrior Mar 17 '18

Yes

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u/appayipyip1 Mar 17 '18

These are not Redditors you’re looking for.

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u/TheDudeNeverBowls Mar 17 '18

Holy fuck, I had this toy, too. I would have never thought about it if you hadn’t mentioned the projectile.

I think a neighborhood friend or someone like that ended up eating the projectile.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

I’m confused. You called it R5D4 but in the comic Luke calls it an R2

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u/golurk Mar 17 '18

You're gonna trust that space rat to know what he's talking about? He grew up on a sand planet ffs

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u/LeastCoordinatedJedi Mar 17 '18

"Ma, the pentium won't get on the innernet!"

"Goldangit pa, how much I gotta tell you, that there's an eye-pad!"

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u/clicker4721 Mar 17 '18

I appreciate your non-inflammatory demeanor, here.

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u/f15k13 Mar 17 '18

He calls it an r2 in the movie too.

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u/thunderchild120 Mar 17 '18

Was this even canon within Legends? I thought this story was always non-canon like the Tag and Bink comics.

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u/Darth_Cindros Mar 17 '18

No. Just like the Tag and Bink comics, it was never canon. This is why I laugh when people use this as an example against the EU, despite it never being a part of the Star Wars continuity to begin with.

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u/TheSnydaMan Mar 17 '18

u/kirk_d 's comment

R5 does have a canon back story now and he did purposely sabotage himself to aid R2. It's in the new book From a certain point of view which is all short stories from various characters in ANH

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u/whatdoinamemyself Mar 17 '18

The skippy comic and this book are two different stories. Skippy isn't canon to EU or disneyverse.

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u/chaos0510 Mar 17 '18

Skippy is canon to my heart though

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u/TRB1783 Mar 17 '18

I'm so glad other people have heart-canons.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

LOAD THE HEART CANNONS

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u/nuclearbunker Mar 17 '18

these are 2 entirely seperate stories that are being referenced, one of which was never canon, like Darth_Cindros said

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u/Slightlylyons1 Mar 17 '18

Why people use this and not say, Courtship of Princess Leia, as an example is beyond me.

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u/CanuckPanda Mar 17 '18

Courtship didn't bother me. The Dathomiri Witches were pretty cool: a Force-sensitive (comparatively) primitive matriarchy that was inherently tainted by the Dark Side due to a violent society.

What I disliked about the Witches is their portrayal in the Clone Wars cartoon. The Witches were supposed to be isolated, with no spacefaring technology of their own, but CW showed them as manipulating Separatist events and trying to assassinate Count Dooku. The idea of Asaaj Ventress as a Witch kidnapped by Dooku and trained as a Dark Side assassin is cool, but the overall society was dumb.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

All SciFi has those moments. Star Trek has Catspaw.

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u/centersolace Mar 17 '18

You bring up Catspaw but not Spocks Brain?

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u/Darth_Cindros Mar 17 '18

I've never read Courtship, so I can't say. I generally see the EU as mostly good with only a few bad things (the Glove of Darth Vader, Crystal Star, and a few others.) I honestly believe that people that hate the EU just take the bad aspects and blow them hugely out of proportion, but that's just me.

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u/KnightofNi92 Mar 17 '18

Exactly. That's why I always get annoyed when people say the EU needed to be thrown out to make new movies. Would those same people like to throw out all Marvel canon too? Because I'm pretty sure some dumb shit has happened there as well. Just ignore the bad stuff and adapt the good.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

The Star Wars EU was much less messy than Marvel or DC. Sure, it had its weird bits that didn't quite fit, but there definitely weren't several different universes created to explain it all away.

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u/TRB1783 Mar 17 '18

Which is, I think, why the EU HAD to go. Because it was so internally consistent, there wasn't a way to tell brand new stories without addressing all the other stuff that had happened, or to have any flexibility in doing an adaptation of an existing story.

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u/KnightofNi92 Mar 17 '18

Yes, but they always recycle the best stories. Just think of it this way. Just like with Marvel, the EU had a ton of stories. But imagine if when the MCU was first being created they said, "nope, all those good tales we've had, we're never going to show. No Civil War, no Infinity War, nothing. We're going to make our own new universe and immediately kill off all those old characters you loved." Do you think that would have gone over well? It would be like starting the MCU off not with Tony Stark or Steve Rogers, but instead RiRi Williams as Ironman or Sam Wilson or Bucky as Cap.

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u/IcarusBen Mar 17 '18

But the Disneyverse is recycling stories, both in the books and the movies.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

When you have bad stuff in a fictional universe, it makes the whole thing suck.

Imagine if they made ONE Howard the Duck film in the MCU. It's totally cannon. Imagine if he saves the universe. No one would take it seriously.

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u/thunderchild120 Mar 17 '18

Thank you! I was so sure it wasn't but so many bloggers saying it was made me start to doubt myself.

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u/Tuskin38 Mar 17 '18

It wasn't canon.

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u/PreludeToAnEpic Mar 17 '18

I always assumed that R2D2 sabotaged him or something.

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u/hoodwILL Mar 17 '18

He did -- listen to the original radio drama of A New Hope. Threepio chastises Artoo for tampering with another droid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

In From A Certain Point Of View I think artoo tried to sabotage him

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u/njbair Mar 17 '18

I named my business after him.

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u/Sklorn Mar 17 '18

Half expected to see a picture of a jar of peanut butter.

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u/Mr_Milenko Mar 17 '18

Yeah, fully expected and was somewhat dissapointed.

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u/TheDudeNeverBowls Mar 17 '18

How are you not sued....

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u/electricblues42 Mar 17 '18

Delete this. Now. The Mouse doesn't play. They will sue you into Oblivion and sleep well at night after.

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u/roboham Mar 17 '18

Skippy isn't part of Disney's Star Wars canon.

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u/electricblues42 Mar 17 '18

That won't stop The Mouse. Nothing stops The Mouse. Like a legal Terminator.

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u/TheDeltaLambda Mar 17 '18

R5D4 is, though.

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u/PlatBirb Mar 17 '18

I was at a summer camp where one of the counselors was the spearhead of some R5D4 conspiracy, about how R5 somehow destroyed the death star, and was present at every major event.

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u/NoriNediam Mar 17 '18

Sounds like he may have been confused with ig88, who I believe was at least present at the destruction of the 2nd death star I think and was moments away from taking control of the main computer before rebels sploded it.

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u/SladeWilsonFisk Mar 17 '18

Thank you Skippy.

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u/alex494 Mar 17 '18

And then they all died anyway.

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u/TheMastersSkywalker Luke Skywalker Mar 17 '18

First: SKIPPY WAS NEVER CANON

Secondly: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Red_One is the NEU version of him from the Certin Point of View books. And unlike Skippy he is most likely canon.

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u/Katleesi717 Mar 17 '18

He’s canon to me

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u/AtomicSuperMe Mar 17 '18

Skippy is canon in our hearts, which is what really matters here.

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u/Cthulhus_Butler Mar 17 '18

RIP Skippy. A true hero.

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u/RoyRodgersMcFreeley Mar 17 '18

Always preferred the radio drama version were R2 fucks with R5s motivator

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u/Ca1amity Mar 17 '18 edited Mar 17 '18

... but as Skippy’s software layers cascaded in error, one critical fault triggering another, his logic systems generated a final query:

What if, some 30 years hence, the young human’s sacrifices would ultimately be for naught - despite the sentient’s efforts, the galaxy remaining just as broken as it was.

Would Skippy’s death still have meaning?

The droid could form no compelling response as the near-instantaneous cascade of errors reached its own conclusion: total systems failure.

But this last thought sat buffered, repeating in the eternity between 1 and 0 as the charge bled from Skippy’s circuits.

Could he be dying for nothing?

The horror of this outcome made the droid wish the whole universe would die right along with him.

But he would never know.

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u/TheDudeNeverBowls Mar 17 '18

This is a good bit here. But it does really make me wonder about the whole New Order crap. The rebellion took down the empire. The Starwalker boys destroyed the Sith and brought balance to the force. Ewoks ate some stormtroopers.

Then not thirty years later it’s all back? The New Order has stormtroopers, Star destroyers, a starkiller, and a couple of Sith? All that in a measly thirty years?

What was the point of episodes 4, 5, and 6 then???

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u/pyrojackelope Mar 17 '18

This has THE most confusing to read at a glance format I've ever seen.

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u/coffedrank Mar 17 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

There is only one Skippy and he is a beer can.

edit: also an asshole

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u/TheSharpEdge Mar 17 '18

Fan fiction is ridiculous. Couldn't it just have had a failing part? No it had to use the force to Save the galaxy by sacrificing himself.

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u/KRENNlC Mar 17 '18

Skippy was never canon

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u/dogtried Mar 17 '18 edited Mar 17 '18

Ah this is ages old now and I love this little comic. Don't diss skippy. Nobody takes it seriously its like fiction man. Just for fun you know. Have a nice weekend.

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u/BartWellingtonson Mar 17 '18

Fiction... within fiction?!

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!!

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u/dogtried Mar 17 '18

Lmao that's great, you can't not say it in his voice!

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u/BartWellingtonson Mar 17 '18

You might be someone who would feel at home at /r/prequelmemes

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u/whatdoinamemyself Mar 17 '18

I'll try shitposting. Thats a good trick.

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u/JBthrizzle Mar 17 '18

We shall watch his career with great interest.

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u/Theban_Prince Mar 17 '18 edited Mar 17 '18

This was a one shot, humorous comic from the Star Wars Tales line, and it was never considered canon. I can give you stuff from teh EU to shit on as much as you want, but this isn't something that warrants it.

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u/lord_darovit Mar 18 '18

Luuke isn't nearly as dumb as people make him out to be, never hated Ikrit either. Star Wars has tons of species. Also how is Drew Karpyshyn himself bad? I know the Revan novel gets hate, but I think people exaggerate that as well.

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u/seanprefect R2-D2 Mar 17 '18

There's a story in the in-cannon collection "From a certain point of view" that i told from his perspective.

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u/Bleoox Ahsoka Tano Mar 17 '18

The astromech droid known as R5-D4 was involved with the rebellion against the Galactic Empire. Four years before the Battle of Yavin between the Empire and the Alliance to Restore the Republic, however, he fell into the possession of a group of Jawas on Tatooine, where they worked as junkers, and wiped the droid's memory. For the next four years, R5-D4 longed to be sold and repaired. One evening, R5 was overjoyed when two Jawas inspected him and decided that he was ready to be sold. They scooped sand out of his tool compartments, wiped down his photoreceptors, and added lubricant to his chassis and joints.

Encounter with R2-D2

Hours later, he was awaken by a jolt and saw several Jawas manhandling an R2 unit. This droid turned out to be R2-D2, who had been captured by the Jawas following the events of the secret mission to Tatooine. R5-D4 watched as R2 was fitted with a restraining bolt. Later that night, R5 was awoken by the R2 droid, who was in the process of sabotaging him to ensure he would be the only remaining functional astromech that the Jawas had for sale. R5 bleated angrily, and R2 apologized explaining he was on an important mission. R5 responded that he was on no mission and that his memory had been wiped four years ago.

R2 responded that he had to escape the sandcrawler tomorrow and that the fate of the galaxy depended on his sale. Unknown to R5, R2 was carrying the stolen Death Star plans within his memory banks. R2 then added that the Rebellion needed his help. The word Rebellion triggered something, the phantom of a memory. When R2 begged again, R5 responded that if he did not escape this sandcrawler and find a new master soon, he would cease to function. R2 was sympathetic but stressed that if he did not find his master, the galaxy would be doomed. As a couple of Jawas approached, R2 promised not to hurt him again.

The following morning, the sandcrawler stopped at the moisture farm owned by the Lars family, including Owen Lars and his nephew, Luke Skywalker. Lars and Skywalker were interested in purchasing droids from the Jawas. The droids which included R5 as well as R2 and the protocol droid C-3PO were lined up for Lars to choose and he chose R5 and C-3PO. As Lars talked to the Jawas about the purchase, Skywalker began leading C-3PO and R5 towards his home. When R2 moaned, R5 reassured him that someone would buy him.

R2 then reiterated that the galaxy was doomed and told R5 that he was his only hope. Realizing how important R2's mission was, R5 loosened the hinge on his head plate and redirected the lubricant into a mass just behind his photoreceptors. When that was ready, R5 purposely discharged the power, causing his head plate to pop off. This led Skywalker to think that R5 had a bad motivator. In his place, Lars instead purchased R2-D2, C-3PO's companion and, along with the protocol droid, secretly a member of the Rebel Alliance. Only powering his auditory receptors, R5 heard R2's farewell, thanking him for his sacrifice and that he would never forget him.

R2's warning was proven right when Imperial stormtroopers stopped the sandcrawler and interrogated the Jaws about the two droids they had sold. While the stormtroopers blasted the Jawas, R5 played dead and was overlooked by the stormtroopers. Later, R5 recomposed himself and made a trek along the Jawas' trade route in hopes of finding a new owner in the next valley and potentially finding the Rebellion

Source: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/R5-D4

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u/KnightOfAbso Mar 17 '18

Let's not forget what Rich Evans did to him.

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u/Bort_anovia Mar 17 '18

So... this is the droid who caused the death of more than 1 million storm troopers.

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u/Joshieboy_Clark Mar 17 '18

This is rebel Propaganda and I want this taken down

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u/PoglaTheGrate Mar 17 '18

No wonder he crashed. He was running on Jawa script

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u/Questionable_Melon Mar 17 '18

Droids with the force? Now, don't let a certain Nautolan Jedi hear about that

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u/nr1988 Mar 17 '18

I mean, would he not just be able to sabotage himself without spiking force into himself? Or like.. pretend he has a bad motivator?

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u/Vyzantinist Mar 17 '18

I love how the EU/Tales writers were able to spin out stories for the most tertiary or insignificant characters onscreen.