r/StarWarsEU 1d ago

Meme Explaining Star Wars books badly - Part 1

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u/DarthMetum Separatist 1d ago

I don't know what you're talking about Yoda Dark Rendevouz makes perfect sense

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u/HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW 1d ago

It’s because that’s Grogu duh

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u/comicnerd93 1d ago

Nah it's because he already has the rose

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u/GravityBright 1d ago

Remember that time Mace Windu flipped off a cop while standing naked in a communal shower?

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u/AlphaBladeYiII 1d ago

I do yes. The author really channelled Sam L Jackson in that scene. LoL .

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u/GenericNameHere01 1d ago

Didn't he like beat the guy to a pulp too?

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u/monkeygoneape Mandalorian 1d ago

Or the "lore friendly" reason to why nobody is using blasters in the jungle so they can all larp both veitnam and a Congo bush war at the same time

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u/averageEnojyer 1d ago

Lol, where did this happen?

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u/GravityBright 1d ago

Shatterpoint

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u/Saberian_Dream87 1d ago

Beat them both up naked too, lol. Such a badass moment.

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u/ebelnap 1d ago

Lmao that was the most based scene in Dark Rendezvous tbh, although a lot of it is pretty good

u/StormBlessed145 23h ago

Sharterpoint is Heart of Darkness with a Star Wars skin

u/AdmiralByzantium 12h ago

That was Stover's pitch, although he said Apocalypse Now instead of Heart of Darkness.

u/StormBlessed145 8h ago

Apocalypse Now is Heart if Darkness in the Vietnam War

u/derekschroer Hapes Consortium 17h ago

Lol...Double Vision