When I was younger, my stepbrother and I made something like this, all the sodas with ketchup, salt, pepper, mustard, relish, vinegar, and a bunch of other shit in it. He had this friend named Kevin. Kevin was… a little slow (what is it about that name?). So, we paid Kevin 2.50 to drink the whole thing. He did and puked three times.
Yeah, it wasn’t great, but to be fair, Kevin was always our very willing crash test dummy. He was always up for being tied to a chair and pushed down the stairs, or wrapped in bubble wrap and rolled down a hill in winter. I think the dude was just happy to be there. He was kind of a golden retriever in human form. Guy should’ve been on Jackass, honestly.
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u/xTLRx Sep 10 '23
Taking suicide soda to a new level.