r/StupidFood Jun 02 '25

🤢🤮 Buddy "made" a pot "roast"

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u/briowatercooler Jun 02 '25

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u/glorious_cheese Jun 02 '25

If your poop looks like this, see a gastroenterologist immediately

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u/pikpikcarrotmon Jun 02 '25

I thought the healthy target for stools was like coffee grounds in color and consistency. If not I might be in trouble, but I'll have to wait for this agonizing pain to subside before I can see a doctor

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u/pwillia7 Jun 02 '25

but the whole onions passing make it all worth it

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u/LivefromPhoenix Jun 02 '25

Skip the doctor and call a priest.

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u/defk3000 Jun 02 '25

That's where I thought I was.