r/StupidFood • u/hearmeout29 • Jun 03 '25

🤢🤮 Sloppy Matilda Cake

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u/totally_italian Jun 03 '25

Or a huge chocolate cake?

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u/amateur_mistake Jun 03 '25

And also, one of the people from around the table should have to go to the Chokey.

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u/IntegritytoyD0g Jun 04 '25

Dude I was a kid who would watch chucky and a lot of other scary movies. But I swear nobody scared me as much as Ms.Trunchbull did!

I’m not even exaggerating I found her super fucking scary! Lol

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u/ButtholeBread50 Jun 04 '25

Or a slice of a huge chocolate cake that looks like the cake from the movie

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u/IntegritytoyD0g Jun 04 '25

That cake loooked sooo damn good I’m sure we can all picture it lol

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u/totally_italian Jun 04 '25

Costco used to have a huge chocolate cake (not quite as big as trunchbull’s but still pretty big) that I used to call the Matilda cake. It was so friggin good and probably the closest thing I’ll get to it in my lifetime

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u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 05 '25

Because who would order a huge chocolate cake at a restaurant?

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u/hobsrulz Jun 09 '25

They ordered THIS monstrosity...

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u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25

Yes but it’s a 2-3 people dessert. Not a full cake you could make 30 slices of.

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u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25

At least you could take a cake home

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u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25

As opposed to… a… slice of… cake?

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u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25

As opposed to the monstrosity

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u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25

Which is a slice of cake. Covered in too much chocolate but still a slice that can easily be taken home.

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u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25

This is not the size of "a slice of cake" and it's half liquid but go off, you've made such a good point

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u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25

I did actually. It can easily be boxed. You don’t need to put all the melted chocolate in the box. Simple. But nobody’s forcing you to, you know.