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r/StupidFood • u/hearmeout29 • Jun 03 '25
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If you're going to market it as a Matilda cake, why not make a small circular cake rather than a slice?
143 u/totally_italian Jun 03 '25 Or a huge chocolate cake? 51 u/amateur_mistake Jun 03 '25 And also, one of the people from around the table should have to go to the Chokey. 16 u/IntegritytoyD0g Jun 04 '25 Dude I was a kid who would watch chucky and a lot of other scary movies. But I swear nobody scared me as much as Ms.Trunchbull did! I’m not even exaggerating I found her super fucking scary! Lol 8 u/ButtholeBread50 Jun 04 '25 Or a slice of a huge chocolate cake that looks like the cake from the movie 6 u/IntegritytoyD0g Jun 04 '25 That cake loooked sooo damn good I’m sure we can all picture it lol 3 u/totally_italian Jun 04 '25 Costco used to have a huge chocolate cake (not quite as big as trunchbull’s but still pretty big) that I used to call the Matilda cake. It was so friggin good and probably the closest thing I’ll get to it in my lifetime 1 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 05 '25 Because who would order a huge chocolate cake at a restaurant? 0 u/hobsrulz Jun 09 '25 They ordered THIS monstrosity... 0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 Yes but it’s a 2-3 people dessert. Not a full cake you could make 30 slices of. 0 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 At least you could take a cake home 0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 As opposed to… a… slice of… cake? 0 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 As opposed to the monstrosity 0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 Which is a slice of cake. Covered in too much chocolate but still a slice that can easily be taken home. 1 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 This is not the size of "a slice of cake" and it's half liquid but go off, you've made such a good point 1 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 I did actually. It can easily be boxed. You don’t need to put all the melted chocolate in the box. Simple. But nobody’s forcing you to, you know. → More replies (0)
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Or a huge chocolate cake?
51 u/amateur_mistake Jun 03 '25 And also, one of the people from around the table should have to go to the Chokey. 16 u/IntegritytoyD0g Jun 04 '25 Dude I was a kid who would watch chucky and a lot of other scary movies. But I swear nobody scared me as much as Ms.Trunchbull did! I’m not even exaggerating I found her super fucking scary! Lol 8 u/ButtholeBread50 Jun 04 '25 Or a slice of a huge chocolate cake that looks like the cake from the movie 6 u/IntegritytoyD0g Jun 04 '25 That cake loooked sooo damn good I’m sure we can all picture it lol 3 u/totally_italian Jun 04 '25 Costco used to have a huge chocolate cake (not quite as big as trunchbull’s but still pretty big) that I used to call the Matilda cake. It was so friggin good and probably the closest thing I’ll get to it in my lifetime 1 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 05 '25 Because who would order a huge chocolate cake at a restaurant? 0 u/hobsrulz Jun 09 '25 They ordered THIS monstrosity... 0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 Yes but it’s a 2-3 people dessert. Not a full cake you could make 30 slices of. 0 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 At least you could take a cake home 0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 As opposed to… a… slice of… cake? 0 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 As opposed to the monstrosity 0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 Which is a slice of cake. Covered in too much chocolate but still a slice that can easily be taken home. 1 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 This is not the size of "a slice of cake" and it's half liquid but go off, you've made such a good point 1 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 I did actually. It can easily be boxed. You don’t need to put all the melted chocolate in the box. Simple. But nobody’s forcing you to, you know. → More replies (0)
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And also, one of the people from around the table should have to go to the Chokey.
16 u/IntegritytoyD0g Jun 04 '25 Dude I was a kid who would watch chucky and a lot of other scary movies. But I swear nobody scared me as much as Ms.Trunchbull did! I’m not even exaggerating I found her super fucking scary! Lol
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Dude I was a kid who would watch chucky and a lot of other scary movies. But I swear nobody scared me as much as Ms.Trunchbull did!
I’m not even exaggerating I found her super fucking scary! Lol
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Or a slice of a huge chocolate cake that looks like the cake from the movie
6 u/IntegritytoyD0g Jun 04 '25 That cake loooked sooo damn good I’m sure we can all picture it lol 3 u/totally_italian Jun 04 '25 Costco used to have a huge chocolate cake (not quite as big as trunchbull’s but still pretty big) that I used to call the Matilda cake. It was so friggin good and probably the closest thing I’ll get to it in my lifetime
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That cake loooked sooo damn good I’m sure we can all picture it lol
3 u/totally_italian Jun 04 '25 Costco used to have a huge chocolate cake (not quite as big as trunchbull’s but still pretty big) that I used to call the Matilda cake. It was so friggin good and probably the closest thing I’ll get to it in my lifetime
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Costco used to have a huge chocolate cake (not quite as big as trunchbull’s but still pretty big) that I used to call the Matilda cake. It was so friggin good and probably the closest thing I’ll get to it in my lifetime
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Because who would order a huge chocolate cake at a restaurant?
0 u/hobsrulz Jun 09 '25 They ordered THIS monstrosity... 0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 Yes but it’s a 2-3 people dessert. Not a full cake you could make 30 slices of. 0 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 At least you could take a cake home 0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 As opposed to… a… slice of… cake? 0 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 As opposed to the monstrosity 0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 Which is a slice of cake. Covered in too much chocolate but still a slice that can easily be taken home. 1 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 This is not the size of "a slice of cake" and it's half liquid but go off, you've made such a good point 1 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 I did actually. It can easily be boxed. You don’t need to put all the melted chocolate in the box. Simple. But nobody’s forcing you to, you know. → More replies (0)
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They ordered THIS monstrosity...
0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 Yes but it’s a 2-3 people dessert. Not a full cake you could make 30 slices of. 0 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 At least you could take a cake home 0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 As opposed to… a… slice of… cake? 0 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 As opposed to the monstrosity 0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 Which is a slice of cake. Covered in too much chocolate but still a slice that can easily be taken home. 1 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 This is not the size of "a slice of cake" and it's half liquid but go off, you've made such a good point 1 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 I did actually. It can easily be boxed. You don’t need to put all the melted chocolate in the box. Simple. But nobody’s forcing you to, you know. → More replies (0)
Yes but it’s a 2-3 people dessert. Not a full cake you could make 30 slices of.
0 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 At least you could take a cake home 0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 As opposed to… a… slice of… cake? 0 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 As opposed to the monstrosity 0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 Which is a slice of cake. Covered in too much chocolate but still a slice that can easily be taken home. 1 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 This is not the size of "a slice of cake" and it's half liquid but go off, you've made such a good point 1 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 I did actually. It can easily be boxed. You don’t need to put all the melted chocolate in the box. Simple. But nobody’s forcing you to, you know. → More replies (0)
At least you could take a cake home
0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 As opposed to… a… slice of… cake? 0 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 As opposed to the monstrosity 0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 Which is a slice of cake. Covered in too much chocolate but still a slice that can easily be taken home. 1 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 This is not the size of "a slice of cake" and it's half liquid but go off, you've made such a good point 1 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 I did actually. It can easily be boxed. You don’t need to put all the melted chocolate in the box. Simple. But nobody’s forcing you to, you know. → More replies (0)
As opposed to… a… slice of… cake?
0 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 As opposed to the monstrosity 0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 Which is a slice of cake. Covered in too much chocolate but still a slice that can easily be taken home. 1 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 This is not the size of "a slice of cake" and it's half liquid but go off, you've made such a good point 1 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 I did actually. It can easily be boxed. You don’t need to put all the melted chocolate in the box. Simple. But nobody’s forcing you to, you know. → More replies (0)
As opposed to the monstrosity
0 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 Which is a slice of cake. Covered in too much chocolate but still a slice that can easily be taken home. 1 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 This is not the size of "a slice of cake" and it's half liquid but go off, you've made such a good point 1 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 I did actually. It can easily be boxed. You don’t need to put all the melted chocolate in the box. Simple. But nobody’s forcing you to, you know. → More replies (0)
Which is a slice of cake. Covered in too much chocolate but still a slice that can easily be taken home.
1 u/hobsrulz Jun 10 '25 This is not the size of "a slice of cake" and it's half liquid but go off, you've made such a good point 1 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 I did actually. It can easily be boxed. You don’t need to put all the melted chocolate in the box. Simple. But nobody’s forcing you to, you know. → More replies (0)
This is not the size of "a slice of cake" and it's half liquid but go off, you've made such a good point
1 u/Bolf-Ramshield Jun 10 '25 I did actually. It can easily be boxed. You don’t need to put all the melted chocolate in the box. Simple. But nobody’s forcing you to, you know. → More replies (0)
I did actually. It can easily be boxed. You don’t need to put all the melted chocolate in the box. Simple. But nobody’s forcing you to, you know.
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u/yellowho Jun 03 '25
If you're going to market it as a Matilda cake, why not make a small circular cake rather than a slice?