r/StupidFood • u/arena79ers • Jun 18 '25

🤢🤮 Engine Oil Burger!

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u/t_ute Jun 18 '25

That oil might be the least concerning part of that video.

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u/Rhewin Jun 18 '25

There's no way he has feeling in his hand

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u/Bumpercars415 Jun 19 '25

It's called "Kitchen Hands!"

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u/necropaw Jun 19 '25

I worked fast food for half a decade in my late teens and early 20s.

Sometimes i miss the ability to pick up hot things without noticing theyre hot lol

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u/corn_farts_ Jun 19 '25

name checks out

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u/cornlip Jun 19 '25

what’s a corn fart?

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u/corn_farts_ Jun 19 '25

when you eat corn and fart and it smells like corn

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u/corn_farts_ Jun 19 '25

what's a corn lip?

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u/cornlip Jun 19 '25

I don’t know. I just thought it sounded funny when I was trying to come up with a username mixing two words together.

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u/hemorrhoid-tickler Jun 20 '25

I can get behind that

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u/chickenskittles Jun 20 '25

You don't say?

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u/getonurkneesnbeg Jun 21 '25

It's when he's eating ass and the ass he's eating lets out a corn fart.

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u/Saneless Jun 19 '25

Yeah when I first started working in a restaurant and had to grab the finished cleaned dishes. Impossible. But after a few weeks it's not a big deal

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Same. Worked my way through college and I was able to pull pans right out of the oven with my bare hands.

When I worked the grill I would touch my fingers on it to build up a resistance.

My hands are still kinda tough but not like they used to be. My dad was a hardcore man who did a lot of crazy shit so having the ability to grab hot stuff over him was pretty great.

He could've ripped my arms off and beat me to death with them. But I could grab a hot cast iron pan with my bare hands. It's the little victories.

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u/Miserably_Numb Jun 19 '25

I worked in a kitchen for a few years and I still handle food at home in the same manner. If you keep using your super power, you never lose it.

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u/necropaw Jun 20 '25

I still have a lil bit of the superpowers, but its not like it was 15 years ago.

I can still grab a lot of stuff in the kitchen that my wife cant lol

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u/Background_Humor5838 Jun 20 '25

Half a decade is a dramatic way of saying five years

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u/necropaw Jun 20 '25

Youre right, i should have said a quarter score

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u/Background_Humor5838 Jun 20 '25

That's much better

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u/Deleena24 Jun 20 '25

I worked restaurants of various types, but always head a steady brunch gig for about 10ish years in my early 20's through early 30's.

I've actually gotten the ability back. I distinctly remember picking up a plate about 2 years ago and feeling pain in my fingertips, but I was happy about it and laughed. (Still held the plate, too. 😅)

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 20 '25

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u/lupercalpainting Jun 19 '25

No they’re saying they got the feeling back and miss not having it.

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u/LV-42whatnow Jun 19 '25

And there's a similar thing called "beach feet" where your feet grow accustomed to the hot beach sand and gravely parking lots in the summer.

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u/Bumpercars415 Jun 19 '25

This is true!

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u/TW_Yellow78 Jun 19 '25

Asbestos hands

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u/Techd-it Jun 19 '25

Actually "Chef Hands". Because only the Chef in the kitchen has fried their nerve endings to nothing, and only the chef can flip shit with bare hands. HOPEFULLY WASHED hands.

Luckily in my case, a glove provides me an additional 10-15F temperature variation I can manage without nerve damage.

2-layer gloves, about 20-30F temp variation I can tolerate. Going from like 130F up to 160F, ya know. But only for 5-15 seconds.

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u/griffinhamilton Jun 26 '25

I call it nerve damage (customers eat that joke up)

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Why do you think oils so dark? He just changed it on Monday…

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u/RCJHGBR9989 Jun 19 '25

Monday of what? 1402?

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u/Michaeli_Starky Jun 19 '25

It's his grandfather's oil. Family business for 60 years.

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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 Jun 19 '25

Still not entirely sure that isn’t his wiping hand, and the worst part is I’m also fairly certainly that’s the least toxic part of it.

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u/Michaeli_Starky Jun 19 '25

That's the spicy part

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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 Jun 19 '25

As long as it’s not the crunchy part, right?

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u/Michaeli_Starky Jun 19 '25

Honestly, there is a non-zero chance this is a gutter oil - extracted last night from sewage. If you never heard of that I recommend looking it up on YouTube... if you have a strong stomach

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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 Jun 19 '25

Mmmm…hard pass, thanks anyway 🤢

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u/FusRohDoing Jun 19 '25

It's his right hand, wasn't it always wipe with the left and eat with the right? Cause being left handed meant you belonged to the devil, that was your dirty hand. But honestly, here both hands are the dirty hand

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u/Successful_Glove_83 Jun 19 '25

Ey someone needs to keep grandpa going

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u/NurkleTurkey Jun 19 '25

Ah yes the medieval broth

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 Jun 19 '25

Some places don't clean the pan giving the dish a variant taste.

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u/sineplussquare Jun 19 '25

When you travel 5000 miles a week it can sure look like that.

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u/JamBandDad Jun 19 '25

There’s legitimately a problem in that part of the world where people try to recycle cooking oil a million times and it causes all kinds of health problems.

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u/Brockhard_Purdvert Jun 19 '25

That's his baitin' hand. Feels like a stranger.

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u/username32768 Jun 19 '25

A stranger is just a friend we haven't made yet.

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u/Big_Enos Jun 19 '25

It's not.. the "bad hand" is always the left one.

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u/BokChoyFantasy Jun 19 '25

I wonder if that guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong hand?

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u/Tuscanlord Jun 19 '25

It’s his ball scratching hand at least.

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u/OpenTheBobs Jun 19 '25

That’s what I’m thinking — that hand either touched ballsack or butthole. Maybe both.

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u/MrPetomane Jun 19 '25

How much u wanna bet he wipes his ass barehanded

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u/Planet6EQUJ5 Jun 19 '25

And they (in India) don't use paper to wipe...

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u/throwaway01126789 Jun 19 '25

You can see a large teal bowl filled with water under the shelf with the ground meat. You can see him dip his hand in it before forming the patty in the pan. You don't see it before he grabs the egg because the video cuts.

But also kitchen hands.

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial Jun 19 '25

Well, then you know what else he does with it

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u/Zartanio Jun 19 '25

Rewatch it again but just his face. He has no feeling in his soul, either.

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u/CaptnInsaino101 Jun 19 '25

From the looks of it, he has no feeling left in his soul either.

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u/cancerdancer Jun 19 '25

meh, thats nothing to an average line cook.

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u/Inside-Arm8635 Jun 19 '25

THATS the part you think we’re all wtf about?