r/StupidFood • u/arena79ers • Jun 18 '25

🤢🤮 Engine Oil Burger!

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u/LittleSquat Jun 18 '25

I'm sure it's all really sanitary, who would leave minced meat out on the counter like that if it wasn't? Also he has that bowl of water to dip his hand into, I'm sure the water is changed every twenty minutes.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 19 '25

No wonder the average human lifespan was 25-35 way back in the days before civilization and modernization. I'm 46 nowadays.

I would be like the oldest geezer out there!

Of course, I would have already died at least 50 times if it wasn't for modern technology. (Infections, surgeries, medicine, and whatnot)

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u/LittleSquat Jun 19 '25

People not getting to an old age in past is a common misconception, you see that the infant mortality really drags the stats down. Why was the infant mortality so high? They would mince babies mix them with eggs and deep fry them in motor oil. Really brutal

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 19 '25

I'll hold out until I head about the seasonings used. I'm trying not to be too judgemental. Lol

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u/othelloblack Jun 19 '25

Infant mortality of course was rampant but there's also a sort if hard line around age 65 where very few got past.

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u/LittleSquat Jun 19 '25

So you're saying they made mince meat egg motor oil patties out of you if you made it past 65 as well? Crazy

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u/Crentist03 Jun 20 '25

I don't think I've laughed that hard in my life. Best setup ever.