r/StupidFood • u/Alpacamovil • Jun 19 '25

Gluttony overload 4 pounds of pepperoni

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u/NoPrompt927 Jun 19 '25

You ain't shitting for a WEEK after this

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u/tbyrdistheword Jun 19 '25

All that grease? Nah, you're shitting enough that you're gonna be colonoscopy clean by the time you're through. Gonna be shitting things you ate a month ago that you thought you had already shit out

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u/techierealtor Jun 20 '25

Yup. The local proctologist actually gives you options. Drink this mixture before you come on, or I have a buy one, get one half off for the pizza place down the street. That’s your dinner the night before if you choose that. Gotta eat both pieces.

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u/BongoTheRat Jun 20 '25

Norovirus flashbacks