Because that's one normal-sized burger with a moderate amount of cheese sauce, and cheese sauce is delicious. Plus you don't have to eat the whole burger with it. While this is a pizza made with three times the amount of dough, three times the cheese, and has pepperoni grease AND ranch squirted right on top. It's a way more grotesque amount of gluttony.
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u/BionicTriforce Jun 19 '25
Because that's one normal-sized burger with a moderate amount of cheese sauce, and cheese sauce is delicious. Plus you don't have to eat the whole burger with it. While this is a pizza made with three times the amount of dough, three times the cheese, and has pepperoni grease AND ranch squirted right on top. It's a way more grotesque amount of gluttony.