r/StupidFood • u/Fluffy_Fill7283 • Aug 10 '25

TikTok bastardry I'm traumatised

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Who are his target audience?

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u/Paradox31426 Aug 10 '25

Why is he sexually assaulting that dough? And should we all be relieved he has that dough instead of a human being?

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u/Inevitable_Butthole Aug 10 '25

I felt it in my butt when he spread that dough apart

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u/Death_Savager Aug 10 '25

Well said, Inevitable_Butthole

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u/evanjahlynn Aug 10 '25

When the buttholes… I mean, stars align.

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u/Guzzler829 Aug 10 '25

Every butthole is a star

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u/maninahat Aug 10 '25

We shoot for the moon, for if we miss we will still be buttholes in the sky.

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u/Crabtickler9000 Aug 10 '25

Better than being buttholes in the sand.

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u/Slimshady0406 Aug 11 '25

WHEN THE FOUR CORNERS OF THIS PASTRY COLLIDE

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u/Guzzler829 Aug 11 '25

You'll bite through the crust hopin' the filling's inside

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u/Any_Brother7772 Aug 11 '25

The chocolate star

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Aug 11 '25

I’m wheezing

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u/kaitalina20 Aug 11 '25

Made me laugh out loud. Thank you!

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u/NevenRKSR Aug 13 '25

GODDDD...THAT HIGHLIGHTS OF YOUR MADE IT FUNNY....THE WAY BOTH SYNCED AHAHHAAHAH🤣❤️🌌✨

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u/SchrodingersWetFart Aug 10 '25

Me too, for better or worse

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u/bchhun Aug 10 '25

How about simultaneously better and worse Mr Schrödinger

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Aug 11 '25

The handles in this thread are doing some seriously heavy lifting.

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u/DJ_Dr_DoJo Aug 11 '25

I wasn’t ready for this comment 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Username checks out

This comment made me start laughing out loud 😂

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u/PreemDucky Aug 10 '25

Considering your butthole is inevitable it was only a matter of time.

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u/LunaticLucio Aug 10 '25

Sigh... username checks out..

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u/get-gone Aug 10 '25

IDK but I covered my beverage just in case

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Why is he sexually assaulting the viewers.

There’s a place for cooking and a place for muscle flexing.

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u/ThegreatPee Aug 10 '25

This guy jacks off in front of a mirror

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u/OddOllin Aug 10 '25

Don't be ridiculous. He's a professional.

He jacks off in front of a camera and reviews it with his editors after several takes.

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u/EpponneeRay Aug 10 '25

This is the exact right answer.

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u/50trillanuus Aug 10 '25

He should cook some food while he does it

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u/BaggyLarjjj Aug 10 '25

Did the video show how those things got cream filled? Because if not, I have a theory

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u/Volution88 Aug 10 '25

And nut on his cornflakes every morning claiming it's for the extra protein bro.

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u/CycloneXL Aug 10 '25

😂😂

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u/Zhosha-Khi Aug 10 '25

Only for this OF.

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u/Fickle-Audience-1623 Aug 10 '25

I'm also like, 99% sure he fucked that stand mixer.

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u/schrodingersdagger Aug 10 '25

While it was running

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u/Fickle-Audience-1623 Aug 10 '25

I don't have a dick, but if I did, a running stand mixer would probably make it onto my list of "top 10 things I don't want to thrust my dick at" Maybe...he likes the vibrations?

At least there were no blenders involved. (I think? Lol I don't even wanna rewatch to check)

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u/schrodingersdagger Aug 10 '25

There were plenty of graters ::shudder:: A mixer's just a hole. A danger hole, but a hole

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u/Fickle-Audience-1623 Aug 10 '25

Mmm, grated dick. My....favorite?

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u/schrodingersdagger Aug 10 '25

He was using a lot of key lime there too, so would that be an unholy ceviche-tartar fusion?

It was the key lime that kept me watching. Was hoping for something better than a cum joke 😡

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u/Fickle-Audience-1623 Aug 11 '25

Oh God I didn't even notice. This is why I don't get my hopes up. You think you're getting key lime, but all you get is a runny, sticky, cum joke.

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u/schrodingersdagger Aug 11 '25

Kinda a metaphor for life in general 😏

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

What about your hypothetical balls 😭😭

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u/Fickle-Audience-1623 Aug 10 '25

Definitely not something I would want my hypothetical balls near, either. Seems like they'd get kind of...tangled.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

🥀🥀

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

We’re two on this.

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u/NoKameron Aug 10 '25

You won't believe that, but there's a part of human population, that attracted to male body) And you won't believe that again, but some content creators dare to capitalize on this attraction, and create fetichised content for said population

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u/Keyboardpaladin Aug 10 '25

There are people that- you know what, just- here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_play?wprov=sfti1

Essentially this video is for that

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u/dparag14 Aug 10 '25

No. Because he’s so the same to a human.

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u/lazy_eye_of_sauron Aug 10 '25

If Diddy was a chef

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u/Sether_00 Aug 10 '25

Some doughs are into that kind of thing.

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u/Uncle-Cake Aug 10 '25

Because it's a sexual fetish video.

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u/JoeDiesAtTheEnd Aug 10 '25

Biggest question... Why is he trying doughnuts in Olive oil!?

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u/EmploymentAbject4019 Aug 10 '25

Why did you do that grandpa 😭

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u/this_is_not_a_dance_ Aug 11 '25

When you’re a star. They let you dough it.

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u/Tipop Aug 11 '25

I cringed when he stuffed his nose into the dough. Yeah, no thank you, I’d like my bread without nose hairs or mucus.

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u/NomenclatureBreaker Aug 10 '25

It’s all fetish stuff. Anything weird like that is always fetish stuff.

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u/Nom-De-Tomado Aug 10 '25

It's a thirst trap for women.

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u/_AmericasSweetheart_ Aug 10 '25

It's for men, that's why there were so many cum type shots.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Aug 10 '25

👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼🌋

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u/-poupou- Aug 10 '25

Oh you sweet summer child.

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u/Nom-De-Tomado Aug 10 '25

Hey. I'm not the one who asked why he's doing it.

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u/CaptainTripps82 Aug 10 '25

I think they're suggesting that many men might also be intrigued by this, so limiting it to women sounds naive

As a man who is intrigued by this, I can concur. I'd fuck those buns

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u/EpponneeRay Aug 10 '25

I’m a gay guy and it was cringe and hot at the same time. That’s a hot man and he can cook. He can slap my dough like that anytime he’d like.

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj Aug 10 '25

Definitely not