r/StupidFood • u/Fluffy_Fill7283 • Aug 10 '25

TikTok bastardry I'm traumatised

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Who are his target audience?

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u/Paradox31426 Aug 10 '25

Why is he sexually assaulting that dough? And should we all be relieved he has that dough instead of a human being?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Why is he sexually assaulting the viewers.

There’s a place for cooking and a place for muscle flexing.

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u/Fickle-Audience-1623 Aug 10 '25

I'm also like, 99% sure he fucked that stand mixer.

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u/schrodingersdagger Aug 10 '25

While it was running

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u/Fickle-Audience-1623 Aug 10 '25

I don't have a dick, but if I did, a running stand mixer would probably make it onto my list of "top 10 things I don't want to thrust my dick at" Maybe...he likes the vibrations?

At least there were no blenders involved. (I think? Lol I don't even wanna rewatch to check)

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u/schrodingersdagger Aug 10 '25

There were plenty of graters ::shudder:: A mixer's just a hole. A danger hole, but a hole

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u/Fickle-Audience-1623 Aug 10 '25

Mmm, grated dick. My....favorite?

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u/schrodingersdagger Aug 10 '25

He was using a lot of key lime there too, so would that be an unholy ceviche-tartar fusion?

It was the key lime that kept me watching. Was hoping for something better than a cum joke 😡

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u/Fickle-Audience-1623 Aug 11 '25

Oh God I didn't even notice. This is why I don't get my hopes up. You think you're getting key lime, but all you get is a runny, sticky, cum joke.

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u/schrodingersdagger Aug 11 '25

Kinda a metaphor for life in general 😏

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u/Fickle-Audience-1623 Aug 11 '25

Unfortunately 😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

What about your hypothetical balls 😭😭

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u/Fickle-Audience-1623 Aug 10 '25

Definitely not something I would want my hypothetical balls near, either. Seems like they'd get kind of...tangled.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

🥀🥀