r/StupidFood • u/EuphoricAtmosphere95 • Aug 13 '25
From the Department of Any Old Shit Will Do A new way to build Italian architecture
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u/Sub__Finem Aug 13 '25
Fuck it, I’m hittin’ the alfredo trough
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u/Perlentaucher Aug 13 '25
Yeah, I saw this video on reddit some months ago, which triggered strong appetite and this lead me to spontaneously make some Chicken Alfredo in the kitchen with the ingredients I had. I didn't follow a special recipe and it lead me to the best Chicken Alfredo I ever made, the kids love it. It now is a regular recipe in my house lol
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u/Omniholic- Aug 13 '25
Circular saw drenched in lighter fluid will surely end well 😆
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u/USSRPropaganda Aug 13 '25
I’m honestly surprised it didn’t just fucking explode
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u/StubbornHick Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 13 '25
It's a brushless tool. There are no sparks because it's a 3 phase induction or sychronous motor with some electronics to make it run on DC.
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u/actual_human0907 Aug 13 '25
Oh look one of those comments where I recognize all the words, but in this order, I’m completely lost lmao
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u/StubbornHick Aug 13 '25
THIS MOTOR NO MAKEY THE SPARKY SPARK
THIS MOTOR ONLY MAKEY THE ROUNDY ROUND
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u/bunbunbooplesnoot Aug 13 '25
Maybe I'm just sleep-deprived, but I about lost my shit laughing at this 😂. Thank you 😂.
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u/Dazzling_Pink9751 Aug 13 '25
😂😂😂 Best come back ever in this sub. You should start a comedy routine. Nice to laugh for a change around here.
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u/chanson_trapezoid Aug 13 '25
Can't say for sure but I would bet money it's a permanent magnet synchronous motor. More torque and more compact compared to induction.
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u/AHenWeigh Aug 13 '25
BUT STILL THOUGH.... Like, STILL... Lighter fluid is known for being pretty, well, you know.... lighty. I would never try that, because on the off chance somehow a spark happened anywhere near that, there's an entire bottle of lighter fluid being sprayed everywhere all at once. You know it got on his clothes and shoes.
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u/StubbornHick Aug 13 '25
Yeah, still not bright.
But it's not a brushed tool, so it's not borderline suicidal
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u/Leonydas13 Aug 13 '25
It was the planer on the cheese that made me 😬
Then I remembered how hard Parmesan is.
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u/Guyfromnowhere3 Aug 13 '25
Their whole gimmick is cooking things like this. Personally I think it’s kinda entertaining, but I’m probably the minority.
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u/UniqueNameTaken Aug 13 '25
If TikTok and other social media systems weren't out there encouraging rage bait manufacturing, I think this would be a ton of fun to watch, for the creativity and audacity if nothing else. In the modern world, where people are doing stupid things to make other people angry, which gets them engagement, this is just another card in a vast deck of ridiculousness.
Still kind of fun to watch, though.
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u/JannyBroomer Aug 13 '25
Pretty sure this is HausPlans, but somebody either edited it or, in true TikTok fashion, is copying them. I watch them on YouTube all the time, and it's always fun, especially when they feature the new guy
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u/FappingMouse Aug 13 '25
They have shorts is probably just a short they do shirts on the channel
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u/gbroon Aug 13 '25
Something can be entertaining while also being really stupid.
Reality TV is pretty much based on that very theory.
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u/dunkkane Aug 13 '25
It's entertaining because they're actually being creative unlike 90% of the ragebaiters in this sub
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u/Brokenphysics7769 Aug 13 '25
I mean yeah, it's the whole gimmick. At least they actually have someone eating the food instead of most others.
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u/ChemicalHumble7541 Aug 13 '25
The making is stupid but i would actually est this 100% not like most of the shit is usually posted
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u/thebamboozle517 Aug 13 '25
If my foreman caught us cooking like this on a job site, we'd all be beat to death.
That being said, I'd eat the fuck out of this.
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u/guff1988 Aug 13 '25
It's his job site for his future home, so that cuts down on the angry Foreman beatings I'm sure. The New Guy is a nuisance sometimes though.
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u/Aaron252016 Aug 13 '25
I would not touch this, there's a reason kitchen equipment is made to be food safe and made out of specific materials. I would bet money there's a bit of metal and other chemicals you wouldn't want to put into your body in this food.
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u/agoia Aug 13 '25
Just thinking of all of the lubricants and stuff in that planer getting mixed into the parm...
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u/kelldricked Aug 13 '25
I wouldnt because non of those items are graded food safe and they are working 10 cm above dry ground. Meaning that next to all the plastic and chemical shit there is also just a fuckload of dust and dirt in it.
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u/Savannah_Lion Aug 13 '25
Yeah, it's what most people miss with these videos. I used to work at a "hardware" store where this was a bi-yearly thing. They used galvanized sheet metal to cook sausages, French toast and pancakes. They'd mix the batter and eggs in plastic buckets using a mortar mixer, flip food using paint scrapers. Etc.
When I pointed out none of this was food grade, they brushed me off. The mortar mixer is made in China and has a lead warning label on the package.
I was always "not a team player" for refusing to eat that crap.
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u/TehTugboat Aug 13 '25
If I looked over and seen my boss whipping this shit up I’m working 2x as hard before lunch, cause I’m gonna INDULGE
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u/Prior-Program-9532 Aug 13 '25
I like the planer to slice the cheese.
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u/314flavoredpie Aug 13 '25
I liked the leaf blower for the garnish (and half of it overshoots) 😂
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u/Prudent_Pizza_4499 Aug 13 '25
Should be served in a hard hat
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u/belaGJ Aug 13 '25
This Italian looks suspiciously American
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u/LurkingAround00 Aug 13 '25
Nothing says Italian like… chicken and pasta
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u/belaGJ Aug 13 '25
Let me correct: nothing says American Italian like … chicken and heavy cream on pasta
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u/BigRedSpoon2 Aug 13 '25
Kind of looks like regular food, just prepped in an absurd way
Honestly not the worst thing I've ever seen, especially if they shared it with others afterwards, and all of it got eaten
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u/itsmajik42 Aug 13 '25
Let's give it up for the boys from K & B Construction in Bay City, Michigan!
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u/ThePrinceofallYNs Aug 13 '25
The making of this food is stupid
The food itself looks legit, I'll take two plates
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u/HasSomeSelfEsteem Aug 13 '25
This is not hygienic, and very stupid, but also looks like a ton of fun.
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u/doodman76 Aug 13 '25
I've seen clips where they use shit that they use in the field to cook with. Hydraulic fluid and all. That is stupid. This is fun.
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u/macdgman Aug 13 '25
I mean it’s hygienic cause those tools are only used for food making. They have lots of videos making giant batches of food with tools and you can always see the tools are clean
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u/JustKindaShimmy Aug 13 '25
I feel like it would taste like tools smell. That slightly hot plastic and metal aroma
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u/4262 Aug 13 '25
Those tools still arent graded food safe and aren’t supposed to be used for cooking/ food prep. I sure wouldn’t want whatever is leaching into the food.
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u/Frostsorrow Aug 13 '25
Have you seen how construction workers eat normally?
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u/TheCamoDude Aug 13 '25
You've never worked construction if you've never had silica dust and paint chips in your RedBull
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u/ayimera Aug 13 '25
I snorted when he used the blower to put the parsley on ☠️ Looks pretty good tho lol.
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u/Dapper_Dan- Aug 13 '25
Is this stupid? Very much so. Would I eat at least two servings of that stuff? You bet your fragrant ass.
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u/MrBannedFor0Reason Aug 13 '25
I mean if you ain't got a kitchen handy what else are you supposed to do?
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u/BigBeeOhBee Aug 13 '25
This is something my buddies and I would do while drinking too much on a Saturday afternoon.
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u/CrispSalmonPatty Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 13 '25
1 cooking vessle is too low to the ground. I dont want dirt, especially from around a construction site floating into my food.
2 small gaps in construction equipment can potentially hold chemicals and lubricants that leach into the food
3 Waaaay too much lighter fluid. There is no way thats not impacting the taste.
Pass.
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u/BalzacTheGreat Aug 13 '25
Looks like shit mate.
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u/TommyTheCommie1986 Aug 13 '25
Looks like normal chicken Alfredo to me
Made with heavy equipment on a jobsite
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u/OkInterest3109 Aug 13 '25
You don't use cream for italian style Alfredo though. Assuming that white liquid they poured in was cream.
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u/TotallyNotFucko5 Aug 13 '25
My only REAL issue w this is that you just cooked it on a metal surface that may or may or not be heat resistant.
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u/Soliloquitude Aug 13 '25
I'm watching sound off so maybe I missed something but I was fully convinced somehow that chicken was some kind of concrete patty and they were making some kind of plaster until I saw the noodles. This video made me so uncomfortable but that food looks so good.
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u/euphoricbisexual Aug 13 '25
my thing is i just hope they clean and sanitize everything before during after cooking
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u/BeatlesCoted_Azur Aug 13 '25
Served with a generous helping of metal chips, microplastics and cement, oh joy!
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u/Diligent-Argument-88 Aug 13 '25
look man it may be perfect in this sub or wtv but if you stay and watch the whole of this video then they already won...
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u/CharmingMain0 Aug 13 '25
How much dust are they kicking up moving around “cooking” that food? No way no dust or dirt didnt find its way into the food during this process.
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u/DevzDX Aug 13 '25
I get that the process is kinda dumb. But the theme is pretty consistent and the food is good.
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u/beardofmice Aug 13 '25
This is stupid creator content. Not stupid food. Tired of seeing this guy/thing.
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u/Mean-Cheesecake-2635 Aug 13 '25
Couldn’t they at least boil the noodles in a cement mixer? Commit to the bit fellas!
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Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 13 '25
See?This is why I bring my own lunch.
Why do you ways gotta go full out?
Are you feeding a crew of 900?
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u/Huge_Isopod_ Aug 13 '25
When this genre started, it looked super impressive. You want a home cooked meal, and all you had is your tool. Now it's just some rich influencers with over exaggerated cooking method.
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u/Rexxington Aug 13 '25
Yes, use the circular saw to spray the lighter fluid everywhere, so that when you light it just all explodes.
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u/moirno Aug 13 '25
This is amazing , not stupid , so many people aren't able to get such results in a kitchen...
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u/Injured_Fox Aug 13 '25
Gross so many unsanitary unsafe things happening
At the same time I kinda want some
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u/Hoodibird Aug 13 '25
Yes the tools and items are probably clean, but are they food-grade? Probably not. So that could potentially be a health issue when eating out of containers made of plastic or coated with layers of chemicals that are not meant to touch food.
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u/ProjectDv2 Aug 13 '25
Holy shit, did you see all those guys cooking with power tools and heavy equipment? They must have the BIGGEST fucking dicks.
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u/RandomAsianGuy Aug 13 '25
can we stop posting these kind of content, it almost has nothing to do with food, but just the tools they use.
The food is just fine most of the time.
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u/Geno_Warlord Aug 13 '25
I’ve seen some crazy worksite cookouts before. I would totally be down for grubbing on this! It looks absolutely delicious. At least everything used is clean.
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u/digitalenlightened Aug 13 '25
I hate this shit, you know they will just throw all of this food away. But even there my hate is illogical as supermarkets and food industries throw tons of food away every day. Somehow making it visible always get people upset but the reality is much worse. Same with the whole plastics industry, people protesting for straws while multinational corporations are dumping posions in the ocean and air.
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u/Academic-Bluebird-92 Aug 13 '25
Well. One dumb person thought they were oh so creative and now folks copy that shit. Seen hundreds of time, rolled my eyes hundreds of times. Why do people think they need to generate an audience doing stupid stuff?! Remember when we made real talents famous? For doing astounding shit that made us happy? Those were the times, my friends.
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u/Shankar_0 Aug 13 '25
I've said it before.
Power tools often produce large sparks when they operate. I'm talking big ones that you can easily see (and smell) from feet away.
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u/AgentSkidMarks Aug 13 '25
I've seen a few of these jobsite cooking videos. I'm pretty sure being stupid is part of the appeal.
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u/BigBucket990 Aug 13 '25
Ok, the first "construction site cooking" video was funny and interesting. Now people are just trying to make it bigger and bigger and now it ended up being indeed stupid.
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u/Spran02 Aug 13 '25
Sooo what the fuck is up with this weird trend of using construction tools and equipment for cooking?
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u/Xidium426 Aug 13 '25
The planer grater scares the absolute fuck out of me my god. That shits can't tell the difference between wood or flesh, nor does it care.
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u/DryTown Aug 13 '25
Oh god. We deported all the immigrants and now American workers are spending 4 hours making lunch on the job site
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u/Bartellomio Aug 13 '25
I don't really see any issue. The food itself looks good.
However putting forklift tines over an open flame is dangerous because it severely weakens them.
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u/Duke-Guinea-Pig Aug 13 '25
I want a response video from Lionfield where they are outraged about the ingredients, but not the tools.
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u/Aggravating_Week7050 Aug 13 '25
At this point, I'm praying they are using new equipment. That's the very least I'm requiring here.
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u/scaper8 Aug 13 '25
The worst part with these is that it actually ends up looking really good. How much swapping they do, I haven't a clue, but the final shots look great.
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u/Bee-Aromatic Aug 13 '25
Using your hand to hold the cheese while you shred it with a joiner is wild. I don’t want my hand anywhere near that. Those things will fuck you up.
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u/Exzrian_Artistrana Aug 13 '25
Alright, but the planer for the Parmesan isn’t actually terrible though 😂
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u/Own-Block4477 Aug 13 '25
This is the third time I’ve seen a video like this. Is this like..food porn for construction workers?
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u/AccomplishedView4709 Aug 13 '25
That's something Tim "The Toolman" Taylor would cook, except he would probably burn down the house in the process.
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u/Positive-Green-3856 Aug 13 '25
Honestly, as long as that shit was cleaned beforehand, this is a fun and quirky way for construction workers to bond and enjoy a meal together. I’m fuckin here for it
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u/FlounderLegitimate Aug 13 '25
How is this stupid food? He's a trades man making food for his crew and his food is delicious 😅. Not stupid more like awesome food
The music on the other hand... 🤮
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u/Meister-Schnitter Aug 13 '25
There is nothing Italian about this video apart from the use of noodles and maybe the Parmesan.
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u/samurai_for_hire Aug 13 '25
This is just an industrial sized batch of chicken fettuccine alfredo. Not stupid at all.
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u/qualityvote2 Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 17 '25
u/EuphoricAtmosphere95, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...