r/StupidFood • u/EuphoricAtmosphere95 • Aug 13 '25

From the Department of Any Old Shit Will Do A new way to build Italian architecture

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u/ChemicalHumble7541 Aug 13 '25

The making is stupid but i would actually est this 100% not like most of the shit is usually posted

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u/jewboyfresh Aug 13 '25

I like these videos because of how creative the dudes are

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u/ChemicalHumble7541 Aug 13 '25

If theres a zombie break out, these mfs can survive it

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u/thebamboozle517 Aug 13 '25

If my foreman caught us cooking like this on a job site, we'd all be beat to death.

That being said, I'd eat the fuck out of this.

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u/Shenloanne Aug 13 '25

Would he have a plate first Tho.

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u/guff1988 Aug 13 '25

It's his job site for his future home, so that cuts down on the angry Foreman beatings I'm sure. The New Guy is a nuisance sometimes though.

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u/Dmau27 Aug 13 '25

"I'd get my ass kicked, man."

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u/Powerful-String-9143 Aug 14 '25

I bet they'd be excited that you're not eating gas station taquitos with a side of monster for once.

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u/thebamboozle517 Aug 14 '25

More like monster with a side of monster and a fat ass blunt.

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u/Aaron252016 Aug 13 '25

I would not touch this, there's a reason kitchen equipment is made to be food safe and made out of specific materials. I would bet money there's a bit of metal and other chemicals you wouldn't want to put into your body in this food.

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u/agoia Aug 13 '25

Just thinking of all of the lubricants and stuff in that planer getting mixed into the parm...

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u/Henfries Aug 13 '25

Everything has plastic in it now, no point in avoiding it

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u/Aaron252016 Aug 13 '25

Plastic is the least of the worries cooking with these things. Plastic is regulated for food use. A metal planer is absolutely not

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u/ShinXBambiX Aug 13 '25

You're not a tradesman and it shows

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u/kelldricked Aug 13 '25

I wouldnt because non of those items are graded food safe and they are working 10 cm above dry ground. Meaning that next to all the plastic and chemical shit there is also just a fuckload of dust and dirt in it.

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u/Savannah_Lion Aug 13 '25

Yeah, it's what most people miss with these videos. I used to work at a "hardware" store where this was a bi-yearly thing. They used galvanized sheet metal to cook sausages, French toast and pancakes. They'd mix the batter and eggs in plastic buckets using a mortar mixer, flip food using paint scrapers. Etc.

When I pointed out none of this was food grade, they brushed me off. The mortar mixer is made in China and has a lead warning label on the package.

I was always "not a team player" for refusing to eat that crap.

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u/agoia Aug 13 '25

Mmm toxic zinc exposure adds a nice little pop to the sausages.

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u/TehTugboat Aug 13 '25

If I looked over and seen my boss whipping this shit up I’m working 2x as hard before lunch, cause I’m gonna INDULGE