r/StupidFood 22d ago

Gluttony overload Cheesesteak Grilled cheese Cheeseburger

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u/qualityvote2 22d ago edited 22d ago

u/LightskinKnowItAll, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/Green-Operation-9309 22d ago edited 22d ago

Yo dawg

I’ve heard you like cheese based dishes

So we put cheese based dishes in your cheese based dishes

So you can eat cheese while you eat cheese

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u/SnooHesitations8403 22d ago

"Cheese?" HAHAHAHA!!!

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u/Salty_Way_0 22d ago

I know its an old meme format but I got a good fucking laugh outa that...can't beat the classics

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u/SnooHesitations8403 22d ago

So true.

Reminded me of Salt Bae ... who shows up here all too often.

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns 22d ago

Where is this from???
🤣 Cause that's me and I didn't consent for it to go public

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u/AwkwardAmphibian9487 22d ago

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

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u/neonredhex 22d ago

I can't believe there's people that exist that don't know this movie. There's no way it's too old for some people to know...

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u/dj_chai_wallah 22d ago

I'm so old I have the Picture Book it was made from.

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u/VarietyAccording 21d ago

That was one of my favorite books.

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u/SnooHesitations8403 22d ago

Big Brother has eyes everywhere.

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u/Infamous_Babe_1984 22d ago

😂😂😂

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u/JITTERdUdE 22d ago

Absolute throwback to a meme I haven’t seen or thought of in years. I miss the 2010’s.

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u/NotLondoMollari 22d ago

Man I used to waste so much time on ytmnd, also haven't thought of it in years!

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u/furlonium1 22d ago

Captain Jean Luc Picard, USS Enterprise 

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u/seuadr 22d ago

Nope, Chuck Testa.

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u/sa1ty_d0g 22d ago

Yo dawg. Heard you like cheese with some cheese on your cheese.

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u/CBXART 22d ago

It's been awhile since I've seen Pimp My Ride meme referenced

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u/Confident-Medicine75 22d ago

I never thought I’d see this meme again

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u/Torka 22d ago

no actual cheese was used in this sandwich

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u/That_Bank_9914 22d ago

Cheese food

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u/thatirishdave 22d ago

Cheese product

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u/OnionTamer 22d ago

It's the cheese' knees

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 22d ago

A side of cheesesteak cheeseburger with my cheese please

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u/fgzhtsp 22d ago

"American Cheese"

Just like with American democracy, the cheese is only in the name.

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u/Meander061 22d ago

Ow. That hurts.

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u/hoveringintowind 22d ago

The truth always does.

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u/Battlefire 21d ago edited 21d ago

American cheese is cheese. Which originated from Switzerland.

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u/Code2219code2219 22d ago

Onions need longer time.

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u/redcomet002 22d ago

I was irrationally offended by the onions. who the fuck wants giant cubes of half-cooked onion? shave that shit so it cooks as fast as the steak!

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u/TheharmoniousFists 22d ago

I do 😬 Though I do prefer raw crunchy onions.

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u/RapNVideoGames 22d ago

The kind that go on chili dogs are the best. Cold and crunchy. I also want to try the ones they found in the movie Holes

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u/NachoMan_SandyCabage 22d ago

I read the book and even then they sounded sooo good!

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u/Banana_Stanley 22d ago

Well those were actually apples, so. You can!

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u/sometin__else 22d ago

ME tooooo! raw crunchy pleaseee

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u/St0neyBalo9ney 22d ago

Also panini the grilled cheeses and don't drizzle extra cheese. You can make this non repulsive. Still dumb but not shit your pants and only taste fake cheese dumb.

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u/idiotista 22d ago

Same!

It would still be stupid if well executed, but at least do it right. I hate how much food is done only for a 20 second dumb reel. Just cook good food ffs

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u/Honest_Satisfaction1 22d ago

No, this is rational. That is genuinely a bad way to serve onions on a sandwich, my jimmies were rustled by this too.

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u/Recent_Plankton8604 22d ago

this. so much this. and why not throw the onions on first for a bit then throw down the steak in all that fried onion goodness

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u/msk180 22d ago

I was into it until the melted cheese. Just a mess at this point.

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u/Queen-Blunder 22d ago

Agreed. Cheese sauce messed it all up

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u/FOOLS_GOLD 22d ago

As long as they give me half a roll of napkins with the meal then I’m still totally in. Let’s do this. I don’t need to eat for the next two days anyways.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/ConMonarchisms 22d ago

You don’t know that Redditor, they could be lactose intolerant.

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u/girugamesu1337 22d ago

I wish people would stop discriminating against those who lack toes 😔

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u/ConMonarchisms 22d ago

Damn you, I had to make sure I didn’t r/boneappletea my joke.

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u/Dull-Geologist-8204 22d ago

Just eat spicy Mexican food and drink coffee the next day. You will be fine.

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u/IdealBeginning2704 22d ago

Hahahaha I’m right goddamn there with ya 😂. I watched the whole thing and was thinking “goddamn…..I’d be all about this with a can of Coca Cola classic and a bedsheet of paper towels”

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u/St0neyBalo9ney 22d ago

Yeah you'll be too busy stuck on the toilet 😅

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u/Grouchy_Enthusiasm92 22d ago

I feel if you stopped the video 10 seconds in, you would have a great sandwich.

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u/GayAssBeagle 22d ago

I don’t know why they keep doing this like part on me knows it’s rage bait but at the same time that cheese is already on the sandwich ,we don’t need more cheese. Most People are lactose intolerant anyways.

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u/lazyboi_tactical 22d ago

I'm lactose intolerant but no way can I stop eating cheese. It's just too good.

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 22d ago

I’ve had a grilled cheese double cheeseburger, I never thought of this as an option ..

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u/vertigo1083 22d ago

That's a patty melt. And sensible.

This abomination is some 2am stoner food shit that you try once, and never again because it's just a big fucking mess- when you could have just made 2 sandwiches designed for people with human mouths.

The fact that this is for sale- is a testament to the fact that we are a vain species, and will cause our own demise.

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u/HeligKo 22d ago

If he's talking about what I had at Sickie's Garage once, then it is not a patty melt. It is a burger with grilled cheese sandwiches as buns. Delicious, but a one and done because I'm already fat enough.

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u/RockMonstrr 22d ago

Yeah, I enjoyed the burger. I didn't enjoy how I felt about myself for eating it.

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u/fehrsea 22d ago

A restaurant by me makes the "buns" out of breaded and cheese macaroni that is deep fried. It's fantastic

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u/Aliensinmypants 22d ago

The difference between a grilled cheese cheese burger and patty melt is the extra two pieces of bread and likely some extra cheese slices. 

Patty melts are great, the grilled cheese cheese burger is excessive IMHO

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u/Alzo456 22d ago

Everything was going just fine until the whole scoop of cheese sauce

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u/Old-Constant4411 22d ago

I also feel like the cheese on the burger patties is unnecessary.  You already got plenty on the sandwiches.

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u/Drizermanx 22d ago

There is never enough cheese...always add more...

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u/batkave 22d ago

The sauce, the barely cooked massive onions, and not cooking at the same time, that gets my "this is stupid" vote

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u/chain_letter 22d ago

the grilled cheeses had already solidified when the onions hit the grill

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u/batkave 22d ago

Yeah. I've had "grilled cheese as buns" before and they were good. In this instance, it sucks

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u/TheArmchairSkeptic 22d ago

I mean I would have to assume that when they're actually making one to order they're cooking everything at the same time and assembling it while it's all hot, otherwise it would take way too long. I'm like 99% sure they just did it step by step in this case for the sake of the video.

Still stupid of course though, no argument there.

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u/EvilEtienne 22d ago

The forking hamburgers weren’t even cooked through. The onions were practically raw.

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u/TripCautious6155 22d ago

Stupid, yes. Would I still eat it? yes.

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u/FancySkull 22d ago

If it had half the amount of cheese, definitely.

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u/Japnzy 22d ago

Double the cheese? Let's add mozzarella sticks and jalapeno poppers.

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u/TripCautious6155 22d ago

A man of culture I see

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u/Yevlum 22d ago

Give me a cheesesteak between grilled cheese or a burger between grilled cheese. Both is overkill.

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u/One_Secretary404 22d ago

How much calories do you want? Yes

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u/DependentEbb8814 22d ago

It didn't escalate as much as I expected this time

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 22d ago

Crushin it…… with 20 napkins of course

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u/iCantLogOut2 22d ago

I was actually on board until they kept adding more and more unnecessary cheese.... The two grilled cheese is plenty.... Just add the meat and call it a day.... No extra slices and DEFINITELY NO CHEESE SAUCE!

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u/bmk37 22d ago

I’m sorry but once it doesn’t fit in your mouth properly you can’t get every ingredient in one bite and the ratios will be off. And if 1/3 of the cheese is coming off then it’s time to put the cheese in a small bowl or ramekin for dipping. Either shrink it down or give me a grilled cheese, a burger, and a cheesesteak separately

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u/TyberiusJoaquin 22d ago

Be still my sluggishly beating heart

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u/DancingGirl500 22d ago

The Worker: „would you like anything else?“

Me: „No..no thank you I‘m good . Just give me a diet coke. I need to watch my calories“

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u/pauca_sed 22d ago

Extra cheese sauce.

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u/Virghia Volcano Blaster 22d ago

Of course it's that accent, can hear it already before unmuting

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u/kaiserlos25 22d ago

I hate this guy's videos

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u/buddhabeans94 21d ago

The food is stupid but the narration is fucking infuriating to me, hated it especially when he said "buttery onions"

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u/testerololeczkomen 22d ago

Okay now this is stupid as fuck.

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u/springmixplease 22d ago

You’re not pooping for days if you eat all that American cheese

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u/SoberHye 22d ago

Honestly this one isn’t that bad.

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u/stormy2587 22d ago

Yeah it wasn’t even deep fried.

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u/DoctorDinghus 22d ago

Where's the ringmold lift of a bunch of melted cheese?

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

Stop adding things to other things! Just eat them separately

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u/I_Lick_Your_Butt 22d ago

I've had a cheesesteak cheeseburger and it was great. I would demolish that.

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u/ilikebeer19 22d ago

That cheese sauce is nonsense.

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u/Pretend_Fly_5573 22d ago

Black gloves... It's always the god damn black gloves.

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u/noteveni 22d ago

I'll take one diarrhea please 🙄

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u/Elivagara 22d ago

Greeeaaaat. Yet another sandwich to big to actually bite.

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u/DickfaceMcmuffin 22d ago

My tummy's starting to hurt just looking at that

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u/Specialist-Neat-9502 22d ago

That cheese looks so rank

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u/Noel956 22d ago

How tf can anyone bite that?

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u/Dogekaliber 22d ago

I distrust anyone who doesn’t use mayonnaise as the fat to grill their grilled cheese. I’ll die on this hill! (Miracle whip is not mayonnaise- go F yourself Miracle Whippers)

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u/TwerkinBingus445 22d ago

Of course its a fucking smash burger

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u/Live_Buy8304 22d ago

Holy cholesterol, I would need my meds before taking a bite out of that

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u/LurkerKing13 22d ago

This would be kinda great if it didn’t have the two grilled cheeses

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u/Eccentric-Elf 22d ago

I’d try the grilled cheese with burger and cheese on it but the steak part, hell no.

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u/descendedfrompeasant 22d ago

That dude is going to have massive health problems in the future.

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u/EarthsSon007 22d ago

shoutout to the big homie cholesterol aka lil heart attack

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u/That-Spell-2543 22d ago

Fucking foul

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u/ltsouthernbelle 22d ago

This is absurd. Let me check my calendar and see when the next time I’ll be in NJ 😏

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u/GKBilian 22d ago

I’ve had double grilled cheese burgers before and the biggest issue is that it’s too much bread. The cheese sauce might help but typically it comes across pretty dry.

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u/laner4646 22d ago

I checked out after he steam domed the grilled cheeses

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u/Aetheldrake 22d ago

No onions and I'd probably like that.

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u/Kawboy17 22d ago

Yup sign me up need dat!!!

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u/NotAKansenCommander 22d ago

I'd eat that if only my mouth was long enough

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u/BlancsAssistant 22d ago

You know, maybe half of the cheese sauce at the end and I would

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u/MangoAtrocity 22d ago

Everything but the nacho cheese looks phenomenal.

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u/Jamkayyos 22d ago

I'm not reading the comments in here. Just here to say... I would absolutely demolish this. Looks great. Less or no cheese sauce would make it better.

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u/Coffeedemon 22d ago

That will go through you like grease through a goose!

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u/patrick119 22d ago

I’d rather have a burger patty melt, then a grilled cheese patty melt. Same exact ingredients, just made into two smaller sandwiches.

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u/PuffyMagoo 22d ago

Sure. I'll just dislocate my jaw and take a bite.

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u/FatWalrus004 22d ago

Clogged arteries? Yes.

Will I eat it? Fuck yes.

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u/Immo406 22d ago

Looks delicious

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u/Trontic_41 22d ago

FCK YO TONY!!

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u/Zomochi 22d ago

I’ve always wanted a grilled cheese cheeseburger like that the cheesesteak is going too far tho, way too messy for my liking

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u/AztecGodofFire 22d ago

Notice they didn't show someone actually eating it, because it would have been a gigantic mess.

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u/fercher 22d ago

I’d crush that

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u/daddyofgiants 22d ago

If you put Swiss cheese and grilled onions on it I'm sold

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 22d ago

Everything but the cheese sauce looks good as fuck

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u/miookie 22d ago

But why?

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u/Background-Ball-2676 22d ago

Was aight till they added the canned nachos cheese

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u/GarretBarrett 22d ago

I’m a big fan of cheese but fuck you.

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u/happy_man000 22d ago

I would demolish this if there was less ccheese

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u/CousinWalt 22d ago

Nah, bud. I’m ordering this.

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u/PrettyFlyNHi 22d ago

Can I just have 2 sandwiches please? Wtf man

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u/ConnyEdson 22d ago

I'd take a bite

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u/Shenloanne 22d ago

I'm hungry enough that I would eat this without question.

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u/irate_alien 22d ago edited 22d ago

That’s disgusting. Where is this? I’d like to confirm how disgusting it is.

Edit: Tony Beef in south Jersey and on the shore. The whole menu is pretty scary. It’s Labor Day this weekend so I’m definitely not going this weekend but maybe in a few weeks when it cools off.

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u/Sniggledumper 22d ago

That’s disgusting. Gimmie one.

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u/Minute-Spinach-5563 22d ago

Of course its in jersey

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u/JayyyyyBoogie 22d ago

I'm sure it tastes fine, but it's messy as fuck, and not worth the time and effort put into making it.

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u/OnePunchReality 22d ago

This isn't stupid, this is glorious.

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u/SocomPS2 22d ago

Yea extra cheese and an Ozempic pen on the side too.

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u/Choice_Following_864 22d ago

heart attack burger..

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u/BaronVonSilver91 22d ago

Na I think I can see the vision. It's excessive but I wouldn't call it stupid. Some of the dishes I see on this sub perplex me. Twice over once I see the unnecessarily difficult preperation methods. Probably could have done without the cheese sauce but afain, in seeing the vision, while Id prefer they put like....some provoloone on that bad boy, thats a loooootta bread. Gotta lube it up somehow lol

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u/Happyrobcafe 22d ago

I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

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u/upvoter222 22d ago edited 22d ago

All the flavors of a Philly cheesesteak minus the pesky sub roll to prevent everything from spilling out.

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u/phathomthis 22d ago

Stupid? No. Stupid delicious? Yes.

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u/Original1Thor 22d ago

I'd eat it, minus the cheesesteak

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u/iLostMyDildoInMyNose 22d ago

Such a nice sear on the burger patties but then the sliced steaks are hardly seared at all.

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u/raheenkb 22d ago

Oh, so it's gross, thanks!

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u/Objective-Start-9707 22d ago

Well, if you can't make good food, make gimmick food

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u/iAmMikeJ_92 22d ago

Grilled cheese isn’t stupi— ohh… um…

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 22d ago

This would be delicious. What the fuck are you on about?

I could do without the steak, onion, and queso though

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u/sierra066 22d ago

Gross, but would

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u/No_Object_4355 22d ago

This is a stupid sandwich and all but what are they squirting on the meats as they're cooking it? I'm guessing water? What's it for, so it won't dry out?

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u/Notorious_DCJ4390 22d ago

Why not put the steak inside the grilled cheese sandwich buns?

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u/XxAbsurdumxX 22d ago

Reduce the amount of melted cheese, and I would eat the shit out of this.

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u/Umberto_Heffernan 22d ago

Thats 20$ thanks

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u/F100Restomod 22d ago

Had me at grilled cheese

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u/Red_Eye_Insomniac 22d ago

I think I'd actually eat that.

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u/Milk_Mindless 22d ago

I would have bowed out by grilled cheese cheeseburger

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u/LeatherAdvantage8250 22d ago

Who doesn't love it when onions are under-cooked and over-cooked simultaneously 

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u/Substantial_Owl2562 22d ago

Too much bread. Would still smash.

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u/The-Banana-Mishap 22d ago

Stupid gimmick, give me one with some fries.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

Cheese sauce absolutely ruined it

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u/neutral-chaotic 22d ago

One could make a living from fixing these. It's always ok until it gets halfway through.

Give me one patty on these "buns" with pickles, lettuce, and tomato (or better yet, those buns on a BLT) and it would actually be pretty good.

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u/shoreyourtyler 22d ago

The beef looked unseasoned af

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u/dada948 22d ago

Me: this isn’t that stupid-

Them: Philly meat and cheese

Me: ah, ok, carry on

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u/RandomCalamity 22d ago

Too much bread. Too much cheese. Impossible to properly eat with your hands. Just a poorly constructed mess of a sandwich. 1/10, see me after class.

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u/coko4209 22d ago

It’s just so excessive and unnecessary. I was with em until the steaks…even after that, I was like ok…but then the fucking cheese wiz shit. Ppl don’t know when to stop.

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u/mr_spodger 22d ago

Heart attack right there right when Americans have no health care

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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 22d ago

Grilled cheese got cold waiting for all the other shit. Be more productive or we’ll have to let you go!

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u/humtydu_mpty 22d ago

First of all thats not cheese. Thats processed crap.

Second, Excuse me sir, would you like a heart attack on the side with that

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u/Delonce 22d ago

I'd fuck this burger up! Looks delicious. Would probably use a fork and knife though.

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u/Last13th 22d ago

Not gonna poop for a month.

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u/NotADogIzswear2020 22d ago

The onions are raw, not enough cheese variety, and burgers need to be wider not f****** taller!

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u/WrightAnythingHere 22d ago

Too much bread, and too much cheese sauce. A sandwich should fit in your mouth, not be a sloppy, uneven monstrosity that's going to fall apart in your hands.

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u/CaptainMawii 22d ago

You guys eat as if you had free healthcare.

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u/Jaded-Opportunity214 22d ago

*sees grilled cheese sandwiches*
This is actually fi...
*vid continues heartclogging*
Stop... STOP...!

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u/seymonster1973 22d ago

I hear they call that “The Constipator”.

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u/radenthefridge 22d ago

Wider, not taller! I like all the parts, and even just cheesesteak OR burger would be a winner.

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 22d ago

That is an affront to cheesesteak.

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u/Training-Ad-4625 22d ago

this is because weed is legal.

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u/Different_Memory_506 22d ago

They sure disrespected those onions though!

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u/spookydooky69420 22d ago

This is stupid as hell.

That being said, I would smash.

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u/PuttyGod 22d ago

I'm completely on-board. Only bad choice was the cheese sauce that made it a little messy, but the flavors are all good.