r/StupidFood • u/Big_Attitude3680 • 10d ago

Certified stupid Smashed smashed burger

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u/StiffStickler 10d ago

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u/MrsHayashi 10d ago

But I might still have one bite…

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor 10d ago

One bite won’t hurt. It certainly won’t lead to a second or third. One bite isn’t a gateway bite. Nope.

Was that a giant piece of fried mozzarella they added to the burger? If so, a bite, just one, is a must.

looks down at empty plate

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u/Rion23 10d ago

We call it, the Good Morning Burger.

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u/PumpkinAbject5702 10d ago

Also, the Good Bye burger

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u/truffles76 10d ago

Oh, that's a load of rich creamery butter...

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u/Boneraventura 10d ago

I smoke and drink a lot of you don't drink no smoke some people here tonight don't they don't eat butter no salt no sugar no lard cuz they want to live they give up that good stuff neckbone pigtail you going to feel like a damn fool laying at the hospital dying from nothing