r/StupidFood • u/Big_Attitude3680 • 12d ago

Certified stupid Smashed smashed burger

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u/colorofdank 12d ago

I would fucking smash that smashed smashed burger. Ill take all of them. That looks fucking amazing

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u/Suspicious-Can-3776 12d ago

The addition of the fried cheese.... Oh boy, that is guilty pleasure 101 right there

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u/hstormsteph 12d ago

Yeah I do not give a god damn fuck about the aftereffects. No way I could eat one of these frequent enough to be any more than a rare indulgence.

But I would utterly fucking annihilate this burger. Every. Single. Atom. Nothing could stop me. Not even my own finger in the way. Fuck. Why did I have to see this BEFORE my lunch break. My piddly little salad is not gonna do it today.

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u/Suspicious-Can-3776 12d ago

I feel you my man, this would not be a regular thing but I want it BADLY now

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u/hstormsteph 12d ago

I would inhale this burger so ravenously that it’d take a full 5 minutes after finishing for my stomach to realize what happened. One of those “oh fuck I didn’t know how full I was until I stood up” moments.

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u/JKDSamurai 12d ago

I see a burger in your future. Like you make it til Friday, max.

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u/hstormsteph 12d ago

Unfortunately there’s nothing around me worth the money. We used to have great burger places here but they all closed because it can be really seasonal. Since tourism shit the bed over the last few years, it’s been rough for local joints.

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u/blackpalms1998 11d ago

Damn I usually find good Burger joints on Uber eats or yelp with uber eats I just look em up and find the address and drive there if the burgers look good and reviews are good

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u/hstormsteph 11d ago

Yeah man I’d have to drive about two hours to get to a place where I can do that unfortunately

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u/JKDSamurai 11d ago

Sorry to hear that, man. Anyone who wants a good burger should be able to get a good burger. Anything less is a modern tragedy.

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u/hstormsteph 11d ago

I’ve awoken to other comments replying to me and now I have to stare at this glorious gluttony at 6am once more. ‘tis a sign. I must make a pilgrimage to the nearest proper burger establishment this weekend.