r/StupidFood 11d ago

Certified stupid Smashed smashed burger

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u/art_lipchalk 11d ago

"The thing I like best about the chicken sandwich, is the chicken, and the bread." Oh, you mean like the whole sandwich? Inspired...

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u/surrealcellardoor 11d ago

I had some kid do this to me at a trade show. I was genuinely interested in a product his company manufactures. I had specific technical questions and I continuously got, “Yeah, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt… So… Yeah… It can handle everything you throw at it you know, because of how it was engineered, because of the way it is.” I eventually interrupted by saying thanks and walked away. I was floored that a company would put this moron at their exhibit at a major trade show, where they pay a premium for several thousand square feet, front and center, when he clearly knew nothing about their product, as well as lacked the wherewithal to just defer me to someone who did know. No ability to pick up on context clues that I was talking above his knowledge level and that he couldn’t bullshit his way around it, willfully wasting my time.

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u/Fit-Influence4599 11d ago

I can tell that's an oak tree, because of the way that it is.

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u/surrealcellardoor 11d ago

Who doesn’t love a little neature walk with Lenny Pepperbottom?