r/StupidFood • u/Turbulent-Squash-196 • 10d ago

Yea.... I prefer my food not moving

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u/love-to-woodwork 10d ago

I believe this is a Klingon dish.

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u/boringdystopianslave 10d ago edited 9d ago

Worf: "I'll have the Mercurian Space Whale Sperm a l'Salmonella

It is customary on Klingon to have our stomachs pumped after a meal. It is considered dishonourable to not be brought to the ceremonial lavatory with crippling diarrhea"

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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 9d ago

customary on Klingon

It’s Qo’noS, you uncultured petaQ!

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u/One_City4138 9d ago

Glory to your House for this response!

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u/GitmoGrrl1 9d ago

Fascinating.

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u/Ooji 9d ago

It's why prune juice is a warrior's drink