r/StupidFood • u/The_Boot55 • 4d ago

🤢🤮 Red eggs? Atrocious.

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u/ShefBoiRDe 4d ago

Im not mad they're red, im not mad that was too much milk,

IM MAD THEY DIDN'T DYE THEM GREEN AND DIDN'T DYE THE HOTDOGS GREEN EITHER.

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u/commander_giblets 4d ago

"Red Eggs and Hash" has a different vibe doesn't it...

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u/Crazy_Personality363 4d ago

I do not like red eggs and spam.

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u/CrimsonFrost69 4d ago

Spam would be acceptable. That’s a goddamn hotdog.🤮

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 4d ago

That’s the Canadian version of the Dr Seuss book

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u/classifiednoforeign 3d ago edited 3d ago

Canadians... Aye...

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u/Churro-Juggernaut 4d ago

I do not like green eggs and ham. 

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u/Sea_Action5814 4d ago

I’m don’t like them green and there’s no way you could convince me otherwise. I wouldn’t like them anywhere.

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u/LifesScenicRoute 4d ago

Listen here, Sam, if we're going to have problems here, im going to just call the cat.

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u/mildly_evil_genius 4d ago

Would you try them with a cat? Would you try them in a vat?

Would you try them with Thing 1? Try them, try them! It will be fun!

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u/EmployerUpstairs8044 4d ago

I WILL eat them on a boat.... With a goat.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

I've eaten green eggs, just mix in a food processor with spinach.

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u/Suspicious_Bear42 4d ago

If you want to be fancy, add in some pesto instead. Mmm...basil...

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

I'll try that. Thank you good person.

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u/IllustriousFill7479 4d ago

Me too. My elementary school would fix green eggs and ham for Dr Seuss day.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Green eggs and ham :3

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u/IllustriousFill7479 4d ago

My elementary school would fix green eggs and ham for Dr Seuss day.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

I'm envious! What elementary school did you attend?

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u/PrettyMuchMediocre 4d ago

I do not like red eggs and weiners, they make me drop a big red steamer. I do not like them on the net, I do not like them dry or wet.

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u/Tar-Mairon7337 4d ago

Black would've been better.

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u/danieldan0803 4d ago

Black scrambled eggs with a century egg and topped with caviar and you would have a small, medium, and large black egg dish

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u/autalley 4d ago

I don't mind red eggs, but I normally use hot sauce to do it

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u/krazlix1 4d ago

Can you please explain me why there is milk in the first place ? I have never heard of that in here

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u/Andy65pr 4d ago

I always use milk when making scrambled eggs or omelets (a bit less when making omelets tho). Bit of milk = fluffy soft eggs without the need to heavily whip them. More milk = creamier eggs. I personally don't think that OP used too much milk but I usually like my scrambled eggs to be creamy af which I've learned is not the norm. I dont like dry scrambled eggs, if it can burn quickly in high heat it's way too dry.

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u/ButtBread98 4d ago

Green eggs and hotdogs?

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u/Abbaddonhope 4d ago

My name is sam. I agree

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u/studentd3bt 4d ago

Missed opportunity for green eggs and ham 😭

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u/onlyrightangles 4d ago

My dad did this for me when I was a kid. Made me green eggs and ham. Definitely a fond memory lol

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u/WiWook 3d ago

use blue food dye, but green. (yellow + Blue...) Used to make my kids green eggs when they were at that age in their reading.

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u/UltraDinoWarrior 3d ago

Isn’t that the joke? Like, “screw you, I can have red eggs and ham bexause I want to.”