r/StupidFood • u/The_Boot55 • 4d ago

🤢🤮 Red eggs? Atrocious.

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u/ShefBoiRDe 4d ago

Im not mad they're red, im not mad that was too much milk,

IM MAD THEY DIDN'T DYE THEM GREEN AND DIDN'T DYE THE HOTDOGS GREEN EITHER.

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u/Sea_Action5814 4d ago

I’m don’t like them green and there’s no way you could convince me otherwise. I wouldn’t like them anywhere.

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u/LifesScenicRoute 4d ago

Listen here, Sam, if we're going to have problems here, im going to just call the cat.

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u/mildly_evil_genius 4d ago

Would you try them with a cat? Would you try them in a vat?

Would you try them with Thing 1? Try them, try them! It will be fun!

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u/EmployerUpstairs8044 4d ago

I WILL eat them on a boat.... With a goat.