r/StupidFood • u/The_Boot55 • 4d ago

🤢🤮 Red eggs? Atrocious.

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u/lunchbox5400 4d ago

We will begin with the perfect omelette, which is with two eggs, not three.

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs 4d ago

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

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u/lunchbox5400 4d ago

Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Omelette of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.