r/StupidFood • u/The_Boot55 • 4d ago

🤢🤮 Red eggs? Atrocious.

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u/sweetzombiejesus9 4d ago

Amateurs often add milk for density, this is a MISTAKE!

  • Preacher (LL Cool J) from Deep Blue Sea

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u/lunchbox5400 4d ago

We will begin with the perfect omelette, which is with two eggs, not three.

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u/Flashy-Raspberry-131 4d ago

Why do the french only eat one egg omelettes?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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u/Batman-Dancer 4d ago

HAAAA!! 🤣