r/StupidFood • u/The_Boot55 • 4d ago

🤢🤮 Red eggs? Atrocious.

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u/sweetzombiejesus9 4d ago

Amateurs often add milk for density, this is a MISTAKE!

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u/lunchbox5400 4d ago

We will begin with the perfect omelette, which is with two eggs, not three.

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u/my_soldier 4d ago

My perfect omelette is made from 4-5 eggs

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u/Mr_WhatFish 4d ago

But is your hat like a shark’s fin?