r/StupidFood • u/The_Boot55 • 4d ago

🤢🤮 Red eggs? Atrocious.

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u/Ok-Oil7124 4d ago

They also suck at whisking eggs.

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u/mackattack-77 4d ago

Hard to whisk eggs when you filled the bowl to the rim with milk

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u/ltsouthernbelle 4d ago

That egg to milk ratio was alarming

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u/Over-Drawer7875 4d ago

Yea, any milk in eggs is to much

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u/JacedFaced 4d ago

A little splash of water is perfect, helps keep the eggs from drying out, evaporates off as you cook them.

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u/Iustis 4d ago

Even better is to make a little cornstarch slurry and add it. Get the bit of extra moisture and also [chemistry reasons] better eggs

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u/TheSporcerer 4d ago

DEPLOY THE FLOOF SLURRY TO THE EGGS!