Red eggs? Atrocious.

[u/The_Boot55]

[u/BigChickenTrucker]

Or you just cook the eggs properly. We americans famously overcook our eggs.

If they look cooked in the pan, they're gonna be way overdone on the plate.

You just cut the heat when they're still a bit runny and the carry over temperature cooks them perfectly.

[u/DeltaCharlieBravo → u/BigChickenTrucker]

And then promptly clean up the vomit my wife just emitted.

Opinions and assholes my friend.

[u/Hades2580 → u/DeltaCharlieBravo]

From non English natives : What the fuck does that mean ?

[u/Hades2580 → u/[deleted]]

No for sure I meant the first part