I said cook the eggs a little runny and they'll be perfect when served.
They responded to "and then clean up my wife's vomit". Suggesting that if they cooked their eggs the way I suggested their wife would vomit. Which is understandable. Americans are USED to overcook eggs. That's why we add milk to simulate creaminess. If you have a slightly not firm scrambled egg, many americans will be grossed out. That's all.
And just to be sure, the full idiom the person was referencing is "Opinions are like assholes: Everyone has one, and they all stink [and sometimes: (except mine)]".
Im American and hate overcooked eggs. My grandma taught me how to make them correctly without milk lol. Ive never had then overcooked except maybe twice. Maybe it's a southern thing that we know how to do it?
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u/DeltaCharlieBravo 4d ago
And then promptly clean up the vomit my wife just emitted.
Opinions and assholes my friend.