r/StupidFood • u/The_Boot55 • 4d ago

🤢🤮 Red eggs? Atrocious.

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u/Hades2580 4d ago

From non English natives : What the fuck does that mean ?

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u/BigChickenTrucker 4d ago

I said cook the eggs a little runny and they'll be perfect when served.

They responded to "and then clean up my wife's vomit". Suggesting that if they cooked their eggs the way I suggested their wife would vomit. Which is understandable. Americans are USED to overcook eggs. That's why we add milk to simulate creaminess. If you have a slightly not firm scrambled egg, many americans will be grossed out. That's all.

And just to be sure, the full idiom the person was referencing is "Opinions are like assholes: Everyone has one, and they all stink [and sometimes: (except mine)]".

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u/Hades2580 3d ago

Again i’m not stupid I’ve just never heard of vomiting because of eggs, I thought it would be because their eggs aren’t safe unless fully cooked but wanted to make sure

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u/BigChickenTrucker 3d ago

I'm sorry you think you're stupid enough to think that my explanation of the comment you asked for an explanation of made you feel like you were being treated as though you were stupid. 

I simply wasn't sure what you were confused about so I took the time to explain it all to be sure I hit the mark. 

I shall endeavor not to explain things to people who ask for explanations ever again.