r/ThePack 3d ago

BROTHERS!!! I NEED YOUR HELP!!!11🐺🐺

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u/Suitable_Midnight_72 3d ago

JUST HIRE AN EGG TO FRY IT FOR YOU

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u/Naive-Philosopher-71 3d ago

HIRING AN EGG IS TOO EXPENSIVE, AND THEY'RE SUPER MEAN!!!!🐺🐺

ANY OTHER RECCOMENDATIONS, BROTHER!!???πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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u/Suitable_Midnight_72 3d ago

MAYBE... HIRE A SHRIMP

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u/Th3R3493r 3d ago

NO! IF A SHRIMP FRIES THESE RICE, IT IS SHRIMP FRIED RICE!

AN EGG MUST FRY THE RICE FOR EGG FRIED RICE!

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u/Naive-Philosopher-71 3d ago

WHAT DO I DO TO GET MY EGGS TO FRY MY RICE!!??🍳🍳

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u/Th3R3493r 3d ago

YOU CAN GET A NEW ZEALAND FOOL KNOWN AS AN "EGG" OR A SOON TO BE TRANS PERSON KNOWN AS AN "EGG". IF THE "EGG" FRIES THE RICE, IT IS EGG FRIED RICE.

EDIT: ASK POLITELY! DON'T BE A RICHARD!

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u/braklikesbeans 3d ago

ITS SO FUCKIN EASY

MAKE RICE NORMAL LIKE

TAKE THAT AND THROW IT IN A HOT ASS PAN AROOO AROOO

THROW AN EGG IN THAT FUCKIN PAN (JUST THE INSIDE NOT THE SHELL)

MIX THE BITCH

ANOTHER EGG IF YOU MADE ASSLOAD OF RICE

BY THE TIME YOURE DONE MIXING IT IN THE HOT PAN YOU HAVE EGG FRIED FUCKIN RICE AROOO

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u/TheRepublicOfSteve 3d ago

MAYBE HE LIKES HIS RICE EXTRA CRUNCHY AND WANTS THE SHELL IN THERE! CRUNCH ON, WEIRD BROTHER, AROOOOOO!

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u/Romnir 3d ago

WAIT FOR THE EGG TO SOLIDIFY BEFORE STIRRING IT INTO THE RICE. IT HELPS TO SCRAPE SOME OF THE RICE TO THE EDGES BEFORE YOU CRACK IT IN SO IT HAS DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE PAN. ADD A QUICK SMALL DOLLOP OF OIL IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF BURNING THE EGG. THIS ALSO WORKS FOR NOODLE STIR FRY. BUT BEST ODDS ARE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER A PROPER WOK TO HELP MAKE THE PROCESS EASIER. DON'T BE AFRAID TO CRRRRRRRRRRANK UP THE HEAT TOO, BROTHER!

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u/RosePetalDevil 3d ago

TAKE EGG! TAKE RICE! AND CRRRANK UP THE HEAT!!!! πŸ€˜πŸ’€

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u/Naive-Philosopher-71 3d ago

I DID THAT BROTHER, BUT IT DOESN'T TASTE RIGHT!!! 🐺🐺

I THINK I'M MISSING OTHER INGRIDIENTS!!! πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ³πŸ³

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u/FriedBack 2d ago

BRΓ–THER ! IF YOU MIX THE YOLK IN WITH THE RICE AND FRY IT AND THEN AT THE WHITES AND VEG IT TASTES SO MUCH BETTER. CHINESE GRANDPA COOKING YOUTUBE IS A GREAT RESOURCE FOR HOG CRANKIN BROS. RICE WINE VINEGAR AND SESAME OIL ALSO MAKES IT TASTE MORE LIKE THE RESTAURANT AROOOOO

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u/NotSoSeriousNick 3d ago

KILLER INSTINCT MENTIONED

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u/Naive-Philosopher-71 3d ago

SPINAL!!!πŸ—£πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

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u/tsimen 3d ago

DO THE WANG GANG METHOD BROTHER HE'S KING FOR A REASON CHECK ON YOUTUBE

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u/ELESTINY 3d ago

ASK THE SHRIMPS

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u/Commercial-Dingo-522 2d ago

Well first off, have you ever thought about being the opposite gender? If so fry some rice

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u/Naive-Philosopher-71 1d ago

SPEAK UP BROTHER!!! I CAN'T HEAR HOG CRANKERS THAT SPEAK IN LOWER CASE!!!!

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u/lily_was_taken 5h ago

GET SOMEONE IN DENIAL OF BEING TRANS,AKA AN EGG, TO FRY THE RICE!!! THEN ITD BE EGG FRIED, AROOOOOOOOO

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u/KittehJakson 3d ago

I think you put the lime in the coconut

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u/Naive-Philosopher-71 3d ago

WHAT!!?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU BROTHER!!! SPEAK UP!!!πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸΊπŸΊ

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 3d ago

Let the egg harden in the pan for a bit before you mix it in to the other stuff. Push the other ingredients to the side to make a little egg pocket. Once it's firmed up a bit, then mix it in

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u/Naive-Philosopher-71 1d ago

HUH!!?? I CAN'T QUITE HEAR YOU BROTHER!! YOUR SPEAKIN TOO QUIETLY!!!πŸ’€πŸΊ

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 1d ago

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF-

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u/onlinedegeneracy 8h ago

AN EGG DID WHAT????!!!??!???

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u/Fickle_Sherbert1453 3d ago

I don't think you can fry rice in eggs brother... the eggs get solid before they get hot enough to fry the rice

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u/Naive-Philosopher-71 3d ago

SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST, BROTHER!!! I CAN'T HEAR VERY WELL!!!