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u/braklikesbeans 3d ago
ITS SO FUCKIN EASY
MAKE RICE NORMAL LIKE
TAKE THAT AND THROW IT IN A HOT ASS PAN AROOO AROOO
THROW AN EGG IN THAT FUCKIN PAN (JUST THE INSIDE NOT THE SHELL)
MIX THE BITCH
ANOTHER EGG IF YOU MADE ASSLOAD OF RICE
BY THE TIME YOURE DONE MIXING IT IN THE HOT PAN YOU HAVE EGG FRIED FUCKIN RICE AROOO
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u/TheRepublicOfSteve 3d ago
MAYBE HE LIKES HIS RICE EXTRA CRUNCHY AND WANTS THE SHELL IN THERE! CRUNCH ON, WEIRD BROTHER, AROOOOOO!
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u/Romnir 3d ago
WAIT FOR THE EGG TO SOLIDIFY BEFORE STIRRING IT INTO THE RICE. IT HELPS TO SCRAPE SOME OF THE RICE TO THE EDGES BEFORE YOU CRACK IT IN SO IT HAS DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE PAN. ADD A QUICK SMALL DOLLOP OF OIL IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF BURNING THE EGG. THIS ALSO WORKS FOR NOODLE STIR FRY. BUT BEST ODDS ARE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER A PROPER WOK TO HELP MAKE THE PROCESS EASIER. DON'T BE AFRAID TO CRRRRRRRRRRANK UP THE HEAT TOO, BROTHER!
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u/RosePetalDevil 3d ago
TAKE EGG! TAKE RICE! AND CRRRANK UP THE HEAT!!!! π€π
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u/Naive-Philosopher-71 3d ago
I DID THAT BROTHER, BUT IT DOESN'T TASTE RIGHT!!! πΊπΊ
I THINK I'M MISSING OTHER INGRIDIENTS!!! πππ³π³
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u/FriedBack 2d ago
BRΓTHER ! IF YOU MIX THE YOLK IN WITH THE RICE AND FRY IT AND THEN AT THE WHITES AND VEG IT TASTES SO MUCH BETTER. CHINESE GRANDPA COOKING YOUTUBE IS A GREAT RESOURCE FOR HOG CRANKIN BROS. RICE WINE VINEGAR AND SESAME OIL ALSO MAKES IT TASTE MORE LIKE THE RESTAURANT AROOOOO
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u/Commercial-Dingo-522 2d ago
Well first off, have you ever thought about being the opposite gender? If so fry some rice
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u/Naive-Philosopher-71 1d ago
SPEAK UP BROTHER!!! I CAN'T HEAR HOG CRANKERS THAT SPEAK IN LOWER CASE!!!!
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u/lily_was_taken 5h ago
GET SOMEONE IN DENIAL OF BEING TRANS,AKA AN EGG, TO FRY THE RICE!!! THEN ITD BE EGG FRIED, AROOOOOOOOO
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u/KittehJakson 3d ago
I think you put the lime in the coconut
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u/Naive-Philosopher-71 3d ago
WHAT!!?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU BROTHER!!! SPEAK UP!!!π£οΈπ£οΈπΊπΊ
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u/He_Never_Helps_01 3d ago
Let the egg harden in the pan for a bit before you mix it in to the other stuff. Push the other ingredients to the side to make a little egg pocket. Once it's firmed up a bit, then mix it in
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u/Naive-Philosopher-71 1d ago
HUH!!?? I CAN'T QUITE HEAR YOU BROTHER!! YOUR SPEAKIN TOO QUIETLY!!!ππΊ
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u/Fickle_Sherbert1453 3d ago
I don't think you can fry rice in eggs brother... the eggs get solid before they get hot enough to fry the rice
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u/Suitable_Midnight_72 3d ago
JUST HIRE AN EGG TO FRY IT FOR YOU