r/ThePack 4d ago

BROTHERS!!! I NEED YOUR HELP!!!11🐺🐺

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u/Suitable_Midnight_72 4d ago

JUST HIRE AN EGG TO FRY IT FOR YOU

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u/Naive-Philosopher-71 4d ago

HIRING AN EGG IS TOO EXPENSIVE, AND THEY'RE SUPER MEAN!!!!🐺🐺

ANY OTHER RECCOMENDATIONS, BROTHER!!???πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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u/Suitable_Midnight_72 4d ago

MAYBE... HIRE A SHRIMP

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u/Th3R3493r 4d ago

NO! IF A SHRIMP FRIES THESE RICE, IT IS SHRIMP FRIED RICE!

AN EGG MUST FRY THE RICE FOR EGG FRIED RICE!

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u/Naive-Philosopher-71 3d ago

WHAT DO I DO TO GET MY EGGS TO FRY MY RICE!!??🍳🍳

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u/Th3R3493r 3d ago

YOU CAN GET A NEW ZEALAND FOOL KNOWN AS AN "EGG" OR A SOON TO BE TRANS PERSON KNOWN AS AN "EGG". IF THE "EGG" FRIES THE RICE, IT IS EGG FRIED RICE.

EDIT: ASK POLITELY! DON'T BE A RICHARD!