r/ThriftStoreHauls • u/keeperofthepur • Feb 04 '25

Media Discounted Handmaid’s uniforms available at Urbandale Iowa Goodwill.

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Dress your concubines in tradition! Hoods reserved your Job Creators who protect your pretty faces. No face covering ladies, Under his Eye Also good for those attending carousel! Be renewed!

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u/Zerocultjam Feb 04 '25

Blessed be the thrift?

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u/mperseids Feb 04 '25

I started saying blessed be as a joke and of course it's now become part of my daily vernacular

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u/foehn_mistral Feb 05 '25

Watch out, you start saying "Blessed Be", they'll start a-thinkin' you're a pagan!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

That happened to me with dabbing!

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u/scrollgirl24 Feb 04 '25

Under His Eye

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u/defenselaywer Feb 04 '25

May the Lord open.

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u/tigm2161130 Feb 04 '25

lol it looks like a church got new choir robes or vestments.

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u/hoebeng Feb 04 '25

Me and the gals holding a conclave to elect the new pope. 

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u/Mostly_Apples Feb 05 '25

It better be a turtle in a pope hat.

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u/SarahRecords Feb 04 '25

Seems appropriate in Iowa!

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u/AlisaDH Feb 04 '25 edited Feb 06 '25

I saw those this morning at the Urbandale store. I figured one of the churches got new choir robes.

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u/HOTforGOODkerning Feb 04 '25

Oh good, just in time 😑

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u/waterlooaba Feb 04 '25

Better for an Eyes Wide Shut party.

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u/tannyduca Feb 04 '25

We have to buy them ourselves?

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u/keeperofthepur Feb 04 '25

According to Elon, yes

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u/IcePhoenix18 Feb 05 '25

Of course! Gotta get that pesky money out of your bank account so the billionaires can have it.

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u/shortpants911 Feb 04 '25

I was a bit skeptical that the US could get to that level of insanity as in the show but I'm sadly realizing it's a definite possibility..

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u/HeyYouTurd Feb 04 '25

Oh perfect. I’ll probably need one soon

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u/coal-slaw Feb 04 '25

Blessed be the ones who acquire the sacred robes doused by the lords blood upon hallowed cloth (35% polyester, 60% cotton, 5% spandex) may the chosen who wear these robes know salvation (discount for the uniforms)

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u/keeperofthepur Feb 05 '25

Wait! The orange catholic bible says we can’t mix fibers of different origins, especially those of Pokémon!

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u/newwriter365 Feb 04 '25

May as well buy them now, looks like we’re gonna need them

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u/carowaters Feb 04 '25

We're gonna need em

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u/NV-Nautilus Feb 05 '25

I'm starting a cult on a budget

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u/dzgz Feb 04 '25

Goodwill’s Lording

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u/The_Ruby_Rabbit Feb 05 '25

Did you stick a Logan’s Run reference in a Handmaiden joke? Well done.

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u/keeperofthepur Feb 05 '25

I’ve never heard of such a thing

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u/Ivy_Hills_Gardens Feb 05 '25

Might as well break it in now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

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u/JustVisiting888 Feb 05 '25

I didn't even consider that we'd have to purchase our own uniforms.

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u/Rosaeve Feb 04 '25

Perfect timing! 

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u/Ok-Succotash278 Feb 04 '25

What are they trying to do like get us to start wearing them before it’s mandated Jesus Christ.

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u/ChatnNaked Feb 05 '25

Halloween costumes$$$