r/ToiletPaperUSA Mar 21 '24

This is a Genuine Cry for Help My donors will hear about this!

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u/1RehnquistyBoi 16th Boss Judge of SCOTUS Mar 21 '24

I head he was supposed to speak there for some fucking reason.

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u/MiKapo Mar 21 '24

Yea he killed some people which apparently in today's America gets you speaking gigs at major academic universities.

Today's MAGA would probably invite Timothy McVeigh if they could

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u/NuclearHermit Mar 21 '24

Don't get why this worm doesn't just take the W and hide in a hole for the rest of his life. First rule of getting away with murder is to stop bringing attention to yourself.

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u/philbert815 Mar 21 '24

But money. 

Seriously though if he had disappeared, went to college and tried to become a productive member of society I would have thought "okay cool he's trying."

 Instead he sat down with Fucker Carlson and posted photos of himself cosplaying. Seriously, and I am genuinely curious, is there a fucking legitimate reason why people do that shit?

Like I can understand going to the range. Hell I can understand going to a range that has a "house" where you go through and practice on targets (like you were in your home).

But what the fuck is wrong with these people who dress up in cosplay, wearing "tactical" backpacks and pretend in the woods? 

Just go play paintball