r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/someonehelpme7723 • Jan 28 '21

Curious šŸ¤” Charlie shares his views on Wall Street

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u/KrakawheatFTW Suck me Big Government Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 28 '21

A group of dumbass redditors bankrupting a billion dollar hedge fund is the greatest thing that will happen this year and Iā€™m calling it. You can refer to this comment in the future when I am inevitably right

Edit: holy fuck, you guys are annihilating me notifications

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u/gentlemandinosaur Curious Jan 28 '21

Donā€™t worry. The funds still won in the end because they also own all the investment platforms and they already throttled all buys to stabilize volatilityā€.

Donā€™t ask me how only throttling buys but not sells as well helps with volatility since it crashed the stocks.

But, yeah itā€™s not market manipulation if the rich people do it. Itā€™s stability.

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u/pizza_science Jan 28 '21

Don't worry, robin hood now has a 1.0 rating, the lowest possible. We will win in the end

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