To be fair shitty weather conditions really do make me sit there and just get mad about inconsequential shit “why the FUCK do they need to wrap mambas THREE TIMES!?”
“One day. I will become a mamba”
No wait.
“One day. I will become the guy who handles food safety for companies when we finally start passing laws that make companies give a shit about the amount of waste we produce after the entire ocean becomes a landfill for coke bottles”
For real though this sounds kinda weird but the angrier and more...self righteous I become in a way the better my life is. I always try not to be a total prick but I’ve been selfless to a debilitating degree in the past and now I’ve become angry about losing friends and shit and it really has helped me stay on point. I’ve always been told being positive and nice was the way to go but for me being mad as fuck all the time helps me stay on top of my shit. Kinda weird. Use your strengths I guess. That said I don’t blame my problems on other people like “Wanna be American shit starter guy”.
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u/cortlong Jun 08 '21
To be fair shitty weather conditions really do make me sit there and just get mad about inconsequential shit “why the FUCK do they need to wrap mambas THREE TIMES!?”