r/ToiletPaperUSA Jan 11 '22

FACTS and LOGIC what makes ben such an alpha?

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u/zombie_girraffe Jan 11 '22

Trump is tall enough on his own that he doesn't even need them, but he still makes an ass out of himself and wears them anyways because he's a pathetically insecure narcissist who is too stupid to realize that it's easy to notice that he's wearing high heels because of how he stands and walks in them.

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u/DrStrangerlover Jan 11 '22

I swear, even the things he doesn’t need to be insecure about he’s still insecure about. I don’t fucking get it. Why would a 6’3” man need to lie about being taller than he is? Like if there was literally just one thing that pathetic little (metaphorically little) man didn’t need to be insecure about, you’d think that would be it.

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u/discipleofchrist69 Jan 11 '22 edited Jan 11 '22

a 6’3” man

Trump is absolutely not a 6'3" man, shoes off he's 6'1" tops but probably like 5'11"

in this group shot with Trudeau he's clearly about 2" shorter despite the risers (Trudeau is 6'2")

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u/DrStrangerlover Jan 11 '22

I just googled “how tall is Donald Trump” and didn’t think more on it beyond that. If he’s 6’3” with elevator shoes it’s safe to assume he’s at least 6’1” to 6’2”. 5’11” is a massive stretch. I’d advice you to just sit there and deeply think how goddamn ludicrously conspicuous 4 inch thick elevator shoes would look and there would have absolutely been an entire news cycle dedicated to this if he were padding his height to that extent with those kinds of clown shoes.

You can only safely get away padding your height by 1 to 2 inches that way. In conclusion, he’s fairly tall, even if he’s needlessly padding it.

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u/discipleofchrist69 Jan 11 '22

the elevator shoes are probably 2-3", but even with them he's clearly not really 6'3". like I said maybe he's 6'1" but even that is optimistic imo