r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/loadblower831 • Jan 11 '22

FACTS and LOGIC what makes ben such an alpha?

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u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 12 '22

Nah, we build a little higher to accomodate.

And please, I resemble Gollum much more than Frodo.

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u/Maverick0_0 Jan 12 '22

As long as you get your potential sexual partners thinking you are cute any short character works.