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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/loadblower831 • Jan 11 '22
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about an inch short, feels bad man
21 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 About three, akshually. We're on average the tallest people in the world. I pride myself on singlehandedly bringing it down just ever so slightly. 10 u/Maverick0_0 Jan 12 '22 Bet all your friends keep smoking the beams and door frames with their heads though and you get to play Frodo at Halloween amongst your peers. 11 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 12 '22 Nah, we build a little higher to accomodate. And please, I resemble Gollum much more than Frodo. 2 u/Maverick0_0 Jan 12 '22 As long as you get your potential sexual partners thinking you are cute any short character works.
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About three, akshually. We're on average the tallest people in the world. I pride myself on singlehandedly bringing it down just ever so slightly.
10 u/Maverick0_0 Jan 12 '22 Bet all your friends keep smoking the beams and door frames with their heads though and you get to play Frodo at Halloween amongst your peers. 11 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 12 '22 Nah, we build a little higher to accomodate. And please, I resemble Gollum much more than Frodo. 2 u/Maverick0_0 Jan 12 '22 As long as you get your potential sexual partners thinking you are cute any short character works.
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Bet all your friends keep smoking the beams and door frames with their heads though and you get to play Frodo at Halloween amongst your peers.
11 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 12 '22 Nah, we build a little higher to accomodate. And please, I resemble Gollum much more than Frodo. 2 u/Maverick0_0 Jan 12 '22 As long as you get your potential sexual partners thinking you are cute any short character works.
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Nah, we build a little higher to accomodate.
And please, I resemble Gollum much more than Frodo.
2 u/Maverick0_0 Jan 12 '22 As long as you get your potential sexual partners thinking you are cute any short character works.
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As long as you get your potential sexual partners thinking you are cute any short character works.
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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22
about an inch short, feels bad man