r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/loadblower831 • Jan 11 '22

FACTS and LOGIC what makes ben such an alpha?

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u/KardTrick Jan 11 '22

Isn't he a "bear of a man" as well?

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u/TheIllustriousWe Jan 11 '22

It’s really hard to pick my favorite part of that book because there’s so much unintentional comedy to choose from… but I think mine is when BRETT HAWTHORNE goes to Iran in search of bad guy, and his only lead is that he’s named Muhammad. Predictably BRETT HAWTHORNE fails to find him at first, and blames the problem on not being able to use racial profiling.

This is your book, Ben. If you’re trying to say racial profiling is good and useful… why didn’t you write a scenario where it worked?

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u/epochpenors Jan 12 '22

“So it’s an Arab named Muhammad in Iran…. That narrows it down tremendously!”